ATTN: Star Trek fans - build the Enterprise

[Big Dave]

[Woodman]

That we're awesome?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ellen-...ek_b_5857.html

[mashman]

If I was the love child of Seven Of Nine and Captain Janeway (don't ask how I was conceived it would blow your mind) would that make me automatic choice to captain this new Starship? Put it this way, if I wanted to do it, resistance would be futile.

Wouldn't that depend on whether the other 8 of Nine had had love children as well? That could only be settles with a jelly pool, the Kirk fighting Spock fight music and Klingon weapons.

[imdying]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ellen-...ek_b_5857.html

I'm not sure that quoting one of the single most mocked news sites on the internet adds any weight