Typical...

[ellipsis]

...i was an altar boy...

[Berries]

Unfortunately, I also have no income any more so I can't buy gas.

I might be able to help on both counts. I'll give you $500 for the bike then you have $$$ and no need for petrol money. I can be up there Friday if you're on?

[slofox]

I might be able to help on both counts. I'll give you $500 for the bike then you have $$$ and no need for petrol money. I can be up there Friday if you're on?

MMmmmm.....nah but thanx anyway.

[slofox]

Central city tour guide?
High rise window cleaner?
Central city busker?

Mostly I'm a retired loafer...

[ducatilover]

Mostly I'm a retired loafer...

A beige shoe that's no longer used? You poor bugger.

[slofox]

A beige shoe that's no longer used? You poor bugger.

Not that kind of loafer, no.

[ducatilover]

Not that kind of loafer, no.

Loafer-bread?

I kill myself with these jokes ya know?
You're more than welcome to ride either of my bikes Slofox

[Berries]

$550?




........

[EJK]

$550?

Don't listen to him. I'll give you $600. Shake my hand.

[5150]

Don't listen to him. I'll give you $600. Shake my hand.

For $600, I will shake your hand. Will even give you a man hug

[ducatilover]

For $600, I will shake your hand. Will even give you a man hug

$650, one 4 second hug and a cup of Dilmah tea.

[oldrider]

I finally sold my shop.

Now I have all the time I need to ride as much as I want.

Unfortunately, I also have no income any more so I can't buy gas.

Sod's fucking law, really.

You are not alone .... on reaching retirement I thought that's what I/we would be doing most of the time but ....

every government since has lowered the purchasing power of the dollar and raised the cost of living and everything else!

Now we are getting past being able to physically do much and they are taxing the shit out of that too!

Triumph anyone?

[george formby]

Sheesh, my shop is up for sale now too. It would help if I had actually made some money in the last couple of years. I may end up just walking away if nobody comes to the party. Scary times, I may have to become a beach scavenger or sex worker to pay the mortgage & buy fuel.

[ducatilover]

Sheesh, my shop is up for sale now too. It would help if I had actually made some money in the last couple of years. I may end up just walking away if nobody comes to the party. Scary times, I may have to become a beach scavenger or sex worker to pay the mortgage & buy fuel.

I'm broke, need a pimp?

[george formby]

I'm broke, need a pimp?

That would make two of us then, would'nt get much for my pimply arse & the piles are murder at this time of year.