Typical...

[imdying]

...i was an altar boy...

You're on your own then sorry, no work to send your way

[5150]

We could probably have a whip round to see a video of ducatilover wing walking in a g string. And give the money to slofox.

He will definately be outside, but nowhere near a wing

[ducatilover]

Oh dear, I get the thrust of your joke, though.

Eeeeew, nasty visions, go away. Where is my Mrs Many Bellies video, I need to rinse my mind out.

Yeah, where the hell is it!

Well, you're only 60kg, so light, and minimal clothing will definately help with aerodynamics

My ego has been known to create a lot of drag though

[ducatilover]

We could probably have a whip round to see a video of ducatilover wing walking in a g string. And give the money to slofox.

That's a pretty good idea, I'll wear my helmet though.

[5150]

My ego has been known to create a lot of drag though

We will make sure it is deflated before we get airborne

[ducatilover]

We will make sure it is deflated before we get airborne

I can see wearing a G string on an air strip will help

[slofox]

Sheesh, my shop is up for sale now too. It would help if I had actually made some money in the last couple of years. I may end up just walking away if nobody comes to the party. Scary times, I may have to become a beach scavenger or sex worker to pay the mortgage & buy fuel.

Yeah - well I lost bucket loads in my shop over the seven years I ran it. But I do have a couple of options to make some of it back - like TESOL work. I hope. Depends on what the MRI scan tomorrow reveals, dunnit. Might just have to have one fuck of a party whilst I still can.

[george formby]

Yeah - well I lost bucket loads in my shop over the seven years I ran it. But I do have a couple of options to make some of it back - like TESOL work. I hope. Depends on what the MRI scan tomorrow reveals, dunnit. Might just have to have one fuck of a party whilst I still can.

I concur.. At least I still have the bikes & a home brew kit. Happy days, life's simple pleasures.

[Maha]

Sheesh, my shop is up for sale now too. It would help if I had actually made some money in the last couple of years. I may end up just walking away if nobody comes to the party. Scary times, I may have to become a beach scavenger or sex worker to pay the mortgage & buy fuel.

There is that Vigina Liner out in the bay still eh?....just tryin' to help...

[george formby]

There is that Vigina Liner out in the bay still eh?....just tryin' to help...

Genius! There is a Czech pole dancers convention going out in a week. Best put my name down to crew ASAP.

[Maha]

Genius! There is a Czech pole dancers convention going out in a week. Best put my name down to crew ASAP.

Roger the Cabin Boy?.....

[george formby]

Roger the Cabin Boy?.....

Knowing my luck with womens I will be Master Bates. Ah yes, the Purple Pig & Cap'n Pugwash, that was the pinnacle of kids TV.

FYI, it was Roger the obliging cabin boy.

[Ferkletastic]

Re the TESOL thing, with teaching experience and a degree you probably won't need a TESOL course depending on where you're looking and what sort of school you want to work at.

My girl and I start a job in South Korea doing the TESOL thing in a few weeks, we did a 120 hour online course we picked up on groupon.co.nz. Although in the end they didn't seem to care much about it.

[5150]

Knowing my luck with womens I will be Master Bates. Ah yes, the Purple Pig & Cap'n Pugwash, that was the pinnacle of kids TV.

FYI, it was Roger the obliging cabin boy.

You can always become Han Solo and stroke your Wookiee

[george formby]

You can always become Han Solo and stroke your Wookiee

More of a womble man myself TBH.