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    Quote Originally Posted by BMWST? View Post
    use it twice
    no use it four times!
    or at least the spiderco twice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post

    you don't need an inverter. AC voltage isn't that lethal unless you go really high current which will drain your batt like a mofo. a DC-DC step up transformer to the tune of ~10 thou volts should do it. or get a portable fence energiser (RD1 type shop), rip some capacitors out of fluro lights, tape them on, and bolt that shizzle on.
    ac na, I thinking straight off the battrey I dont care if they are still on the other end jumping up and down and the battrey half dead when i get back, They may have learned they lesson by then


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    How dare you park in a car space. Don't you know you are only a 2nd class road user!
    Just another leather clad Tinkerbell.
    The Wanker on the Fucking Harley is going for a ride!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post

    you don't need an inverter. AC voltage isn't that lethal unless you go really high current which will drain your batt like a mofo. a DC-DC step up transformer to the tune of ~10 thou volts should do it. or get a portable fence energiser (RD1 type shop), rip some capacitors out of fluro lights, tape them on, and bolt that shizzle on.
    Do not listen to this rubbish. Akzle it takes less than an amp to KILL you. Transformers work on electromagnetic induction, a function of AC current. Stick to giving advice on something you know about. Someone could get themselves hurt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GTRMAN View Post
    Do not listen to this rubbish. Akzle it takes less than an amp to KILL you. Transformers work on electromagnetic induction, a function of AC current. Stick to giving advice on something you know about. Someone could get themselves hurt.

    I know not a good idea, but just the thought of it makes me feel good


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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    I like to do all four, but each to their own. Not a good idea to resort to too much criminal damage, cos then it just makes it worse for YOU in court, if it should come to that.
    two has the same effect and takes less than half the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    I like to do all four, but each to their own.

    i think he meant use it once to remove a valve stem, then again to put it back in? personally i'd take at least two valve stems with me if i was going to do this. that way they can't pump up tyres without replacing em. side cutters will achieve same end result but the damage is a lot more obvious.

    Quote Originally Posted by GTRMAN View Post
    ...Akzle it takes less than an amp to KILL you. Transformers work on electromagnetic induction, a function of AC current...

    perhaps you're retarded.

    at what voltage, and for how long, and AC or DC, does one amp kill you??
    i'm picking about 100kv DC, for a couple of seconds. but please. enlighten us.

    i'm not entirely sure what the rest of your argument is. that you can't get step-up DC transformers?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Flip View Post
    How dare you park in a car space. Don't you know you are only a 2nd class road user!
    why then we pay 1st class prices??

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    I take all four valves, cos that's the way I roll. 20yrs ago I would of smashed all their windows, but I have mellowed with age.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk View Post
    ac na, I thinking straight off the battrey I dont care if they are still on the other end jumping up and down and the battrey half dead when i get back, They may have learned they lesson by then
    maximum amps out of a battery is ~1-400, @12v. enough to give you a zap if you short it, unlikely to kill. difficult to rig. thus i say high voltage, such as taser styles: 10kv. realistically the easiest is to do the 'lectric frence thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post

    i think he meant use it once to remove a valve stem, then again to put it back in? personally i'd take at least two valve stems with me if i was going to do this. that way they can't pump up tyres without replacing em. side cutters will achieve same end result but the damage is a lot more obvious.


    perhaps you're retarded.

    at what voltage, and for how long, and AC or DC, does one amp kill you??
    i'm picking about 100kv DC, for a couple of seconds. but please. enlighten us.

    i'm not entirely sure what the rest of your argument is. that you can't get step-up DC transformers?


    I think you are thinking of a DC to DC converter, which is not a transformer.

    I don't have the energy to argue with you around the basics of electrical theory, I paid quite a lot for my NZCE in electrical engineering so I'm not training you for free. But tell you what Mr Wizard, hold the conductors of a standard 240V AC source and set your stop watch, see how long it takes to hurt.....

    BTW kiddies, don't try this at home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GTRMAN View Post
    I think you are thinking of a DC to DC converter, which is not a transformer.

    I don't have the energy to argue with you around the basics of electrical theory, I paid quite a lot for my NZCE in electrical engineering so I'm not training you for free. But tell you what Mr Wizard, hold the conductors of a standard 240V AC source and set your stop watch, see how long it takes to hurt.....

    BTW kiddies, don't try this at home.

    nurp.
    id does "convert", but it does it through inverting then rectifying, yeah? or is my basic electrical theory off?

    i've grounded 240v, as a child of ~10. lasted more than a few seconds before i kicked it off.
    wouldn't want to do it again, but not fatal.
    unfortunately didn't have the ammeter on me to check the current but it didn't blow the fuse so not massively more than 10.

    simple question, at what voltage, AC/DC, is one amp lethal?

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    Kick their fucking headlights in.
    No one messes with my bike like this. I'm sure you'd normally park somewhere where you can see your bike. Now that I've spent thousands doing my old girl up, I never just park her and leave. Where ever I park I can see my bike and God help the fool who allows his kids to climb all over my bike or who thinks they can just move it cause they want to be where I am.That is instant and total war.
    Try for CCTV Footage, it's worth a crack, prove some barstard did it and you have a case, this has to stop. We pay more ? for fucking what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Tire valve removal tool is the answer, I take mine everywhere.
    Me too. Only used it once. All four tyres. Would loved to have seen the expression when they came back to their car.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    nurp.
    id does "convert", but it does it through inverting then rectifying, yeah? or is my basic electrical theory off?

    i've grounded 240v, as a child of ~10. lasted more than a few seconds before i kicked it off.
    wouldn't want to do it again, but not fatal.
    unfortunately didn't have the ammeter on me to check the current but it didn't blow the fuse so not massively more than 10.

    simple question, at what voltage, AC/DC, is one amp lethal?
    Under dry conditions, the resistance offered by the human body can be as high as 100,000 Ohms.

    The impedance of human skin generally limits current to milliamps. At standard domestic AC voltages, you will definitely notice 1mA, while 60mA will likely stop your heart. For DC voltages, those figures are generally considered to be between two and five times higher.

    It is generally accepted that current above 200mA being transmitted through the human body will be fatal.

    I can assure you that you have NOT survived 10+ Amps @ 240V - for one thing, your skin would not transmit such current (unless you were using an anal probe), and secondly you would be cooked internally (and quite dead) - but smelling delicious.
    Last edited by Virago; 30th June 2012 at 20:00. Reason: Clarification
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