Hai (Aph)

**Subike** · 24th July 2012, 18:41

lol
Kb at work on the new faces already, typical
Dont take any of the statements from these dick heads seriously
they just seeing how fast you bite, and how often.
roll with the punches, and you will do just fine.
Give it back when you can, and enjoy,
But never take it seriously.
Most of these guys are the one who will help you when you breakdown.
Give all sorts of weird and wonderful advice,
You just got to sort out the shit advice from the gold.
And watch out for the trolls,
They seem to breed like rabbits,

**Madness** · 24th July 2012, 18:43

So, Aph. What are your thoughts on abortion and smoking? (Not necessarily at the same time, of course).

Welcome to KB. We do talk bikes occasionally but it tends to get a little loopy around here in winter.

P.S Don't listen to Subike. He's actually not a person IRL but a bot from a Pakistani porn site.

**Drew** · 24th July 2012, 18:59

Originally Posted by ducatilover

19 and engaged? My deepest sympathies mate.

Welcome and all that stuff.

God damn it, that was the first thing I thought, then mine looked over my shoulder.

I can't wait for this shit to go epic.

**Lozza2442** · 24th July 2012, 19:28

Originally Posted by nodrog

Yeah you tell them, Good on you for finding your soulmate and getting engaged so young. He sounds like a keeper and you should hang onto him forever, because you sound like abit of a grumpy bitch and might struggle to find anybody else to put up with you.

This made me chuckle I must admit

Originally Posted by Fast Eddie

feeeed me!

fee fi fo fumb, I smell the blood of an englishman..

no wait..

thats jack in the bean stalk, whats the one with trolls under the bridge?

You want a billy goat.

Originally Posted by Madness

So, Aph. What are your thoughts on abortion and smoking? (Not necessarily at the same time, of course).

These should be done at the same time imo. And more often.

I must say. It was fun seeing you all bite so well.

It was the reaction you all wanted after all lol

**Lozza2442** · 24th July 2012, 19:30

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**Madness** · 24th July 2012, 19:37

I think you'll fit in here perfectly

**Aph** · 24th July 2012, 20:49

Used to trolls, they usually wait until after the intro thread to troll however as that way they have more people who don't immediately leave the community to troll later on.

I'm 19, and engaged, deal with it. D:

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So, Aph. What are your thoughts on abortion and smoking? (Not necessarily at the same time, of course).

Welcome to KB. We do talk bikes occasionally but it tends to get a little loopy around here in winter.

P.S Don't listen to Subike. He's actually not a person IRL but a bot from a Pakistani porn site.

Not too keen on smoking (unless it's tyres), abortion is fine. Not my business.

**FJRider** · 24th July 2012, 21:00

Originally Posted by Madness

So, Aph. What are your thoughts on abortion and smoking? (Not necessarily at the same time, of course).

Welcome to KB. We do talk bikes occasionally but it tends to get a little loopy around here in winter.

P.S Don't listen to Subike. He's actually not a person IRL but a bot from a Pakistani porn site.

You forgot the important one ... does he like to wave while riding ... ???

**ducatilover** · 24th July 2012, 22:11

Originally Posted by Fast Eddie

thats jack in the bean stalk, whats the one with trolls under the bridge?

The three billy goats gruff, you uneducated twat http://fairytales.pppst.com/3billygoatsgruff.html

**avgas** · 24th July 2012, 23:50

Originally Posted by Aph

Used to trolls, they usually wait until after the intro thread to troll however as that way they have more people who don't immediately leave the community to troll later on.
I'm 19, and engaged, deal with it.

To be honest I haven't seen any good trolling yet here. All of this stuff has been pretty generic KB induction stuff. Even noticed there is a wave mention.

So while we are at it. Lets get you up to speed:
- Religion? - Is it written somewhere?
- Counter Steering - Is it myth? Can it be taught?

Someone will be along shortly to ask you about politics and smoking no doubt.