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  1. 16th August 2012, 18:24 #196
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    Quote Originally Posted by schrodingers cat View Post
    The nice man on the Lewis Pass gave me a fact sheet of how many twits have killed themselves hence him being required to do his job and give me a donation slip.

    No lecture. No attitude. Bout all you can hope for really
    The Lewis Pass Operation is called Operation Jasmine. What shall we call the Akaroa Operation?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rastuscat View Post
    The Lewis Pass Operation is called Operation Jasmine. What shall we call the Akaroa Operation?
    How about, cunts ruining the Akaroa GP?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rastuscat View Post
    The Lewis Pass Operation is called Operation Jasmine. What shall we call the Akaroa Operation?
    Operation Lafayette .... ??? and on Sundays ... Operation Laugh a minute ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by rastuscat View Post
    The Lewis Pass Operation is called Operation Jasmine. What shall we call the Akaroa Operation?
    Why? Cause it has a sickly smell??? LOL

    Call it Operation Safety Car. The racers will get the joke
    Everyone gets to ride round really slow and once the safety car comes in another crash is imminent...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    How about, cunts ruining the Akaroa GP?
    Not sure how that would look on a Police Document.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    Operation Lafayette .... ??? and on Sundays ... Operation Laugh a minute ...
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to FJRider again.
    Time to ride
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    Quote Originally Posted by rastuscat View Post
    Not sure how that would look on a Police Document.
    Think of the publicity for the operation it would generate if it became public knowledge ...
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    Operation Police Told People What They Were Doing And Numpties Got Caught Anyway.

    Sorry AJ, had to have a smile.
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    Perhaps it's cunning reverse psychology and popo is going to be everywhere but the Akaroa Road this weekend?

    Won't worry me. Nana-stylee me! (Not that I do the Akaroa Road any more anyway).
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    Quote Originally Posted by schrodingers cat View Post
    Why? Cause it has a sickly smell??? LOL

    Call it Operation Safety Car. The racers will get the joke
    Everyone gets to ride round really slow and once the safety car comes in another crash is imminent...
    Like that. Nice one, Centurion. (Monty Python reference).

    If I use this you win a GOOJF card. Get Out Of Jail Free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rastuscat View Post
    Like that. Nice one, Centurion. (Monty Python reference).

    If I use this you win a GOOJF card. Get Out Of Jail Free.
    I'm not the Messiah. I'm just a very naughty boy
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    Quote Originally Posted by rastuscat View Post
    Like that. Nice one, Centurion. (Monty Python reference).

    If I use this you win a GOOJF card. Get Out Of Jail Free.
    If he gets caught ... just give him the GOOF card. You already have the "application forms" ... but seem to have a reluctance to use them ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by schrodingers cat View Post
    I'm not the Messiah. I'm just a very naughty boy
    Have it on DVD, but don't need to watch it, as I can recite 90% of it.

    Happy are the cheese makers.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by rastuscat View Post
    Happy are the cheese makers.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by rastuscat View Post
    The Lewis Pass Operation is called Operation Jasmine. What shall we call the Akaroa Operation?
    how about operation SOCCER PLAYER

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