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  1. 21st August 2012, 19:17 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Or those partial to a Bloody Mary
    Pre-salted I see... now where did that Bear Grylls pic go...

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    Someone told me once that when the tide's in at Red Beach you're best to head to Browns Bay. The times I've tried it the lifeguards have closed the beach on me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Pre-salted I see... now where did that Bear Grylls pic go...
    Great impersonation of Hannibal Lecter.
    No body move... I dropped my brain
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Great impersonation of Hannibal Lecter.
    now that's a professional eatin someone out.
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    ya gotta wonder how it's harvested... as well as wonder how big the queue is for the job... and does a larger ginny produce more liquid... and how many wedding rings have been lost during the collection process... amongst other things like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    Someone told me once that when the tide's in at Red Beach you're best to head to Browns Bay. The times I've tried it the lifeguards have closed the beach on me.
    Browns Bay is good for a dip but not a recommended eating local.
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    Are these the same guys that gave us "dick-in-a-box"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    ya gotta wonder how it's harvested.
    Bike pump, bucket, cheese and onion sandwich, sponge and a cricket bat.

    Call yourself a bloke?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    Someone told me once that when the tide's in at Red Beach you're best to head to Browns Bay. The times I've tried it the lifeguards have closed the beach on me.
    Watch out for the moon fish.
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    I always got sore ears swimming at Browns bay, sounds like I may of been doing it wrong. And I nearly drowned at red beach
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    You can smell that stench anytime at any given burnout comp..
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    Bloody expensive fish oil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    You can smell that stench anytime at any given burnout comp..
    .. at any given Indian restaurant
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    Quote Originally Posted by Berries View Post
    Bike pump, bucket, cheese and onion sandwich, sponge and a cricket bat.

    Call yourself a bloke?
    DOH!!! much cheaper than having to separate the product from saliva.

    I can now thanks to you
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
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    Thanks to the Mod who added the explanation to the thread title (Natural Smelly Fanny Water)
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