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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    FFS Andrew, stop frightening the mainlanders, it makes them all tense, and a tense sphincter is no help.

    I'll give Eddie some pepper then............

    I suspect your new skirt may have been a factor too.
    I am sooooo looking forward to watching you and Eddie swap paint at Hampster Downs...............
    I might sit out the races just to watch it........

    Actually, I might let Bob ride, and I'll sit backwards to watch it.......... Not 'cause Bobs slow at riding, but 'cause I'm so good at passengering......
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    but 'cause I'm so good at passengering......
    Fucking near the funniest bit of fiction I have read this decade
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    I am sooooo looking forward to watching you and Eddie swap paint at Hampster Downs...............
    I might sit out the races just to watch it........

    Actually, I might let Bob ride, and I'll sit backwards to watch it.......... Not 'cause Bobs slow at riding, but 'cause I'm so good at passengering......
    fuck i better pull a couple of plugs leads off to give you homos a fighting chance.

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    Lucky they got this sorted in time for the event

    BREAKING NEWS - HAMPTON DOWNS RESOURCE CONSENT APPROVED

    Resource consent enabling daily spectator numbers to be increased from 20,000 to 50,000 for major events has been approved for the Hampton Downs International motor racing circuit.
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Lucky they got this sorted in time for the event

    BREAKING NEWS - HAMPTON DOWNS RESOURCE CONSENT APPROVED

    Resource consent enabling daily spectator numbers to be increased from 20,000 to 50,000 for major events has been approved for the Hampton Downs International motor racing circuit.
    Well thats a fuckin relief, Ill tweet all my fans that its ok to come now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Fucking near the funniest bit of fiction I have read this decade
    Bob tells me I'm better than you.................... I didn't know you were that bad......

    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    fuck i better pull a couple of plugs leads off YOU to give myself a fighting chance.
    Mate, even if we were running on 1, with me passengering, we'd still be in front of ya.... pee hee hee.....

    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Well thats a fuckin relief, Ill tweet all my fans that its ok to come now.
    They heard that the Freak Show will be there................
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    You planning on having a race all by yourself?

    Racing is on Sunday you dick
    haha, works with sex. yea shit sunday - you'll admit its normally on a saturday wont ya!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    What were you doing and what happened?
    entered corner feeling good, got half way around and then front just started understeering/pushing straight.. so would end up pointing toward the tyres at the exit and couldnt get it to tighten up or get the back loose to make the corner so just straightened up went onto grass, around tyres and then back onto track. did it twice. phil recons i was going too quick but thats not possible lol.. i thought he had fallen off or had his weight in the wrong spot which upset the bike (always swingers fault)

    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    What corner?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Po...st_layout).svg



    according to that map, the crown lifts carousel corner.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    That's the velcro he's got on the palms of them, not sure what the bits of wool stuck to the velcro are about though
    haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Bob tells me I'm better than you.................... I didn't know you were that bad.....
    Fuck, that makes me the worst swinger in the Southern hemisphere then

    Alex amd me spun that chair on that corner one day out playing, didn't bother me but I think the Formula ford driver chasing us shit his pants
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Turns out the front brake rotor on Gordys outfit is from a Mitsubishi Chariot. It has two 4 pot JFZ calipers acting on it.
    I thought that was kind of amusing.
    Fortunately my mate Mike at Repco has plenty avaliable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    It has two 4 pot JFZ calipers acting on it.
    I could never work out why it was set up like that
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Fuck, that makes me the worst swinger in the Southern hemisphere then
    If the shoe fits................... Nah, I'd have to be hands down! Useless as tits on..........
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Turns out the front brake rotor on Gordys outfit is from a Mitsubishi Chariot. It has two 4 pot JFZ calipers acting on it.
    I thought that was kind of amusing.
    Good enough for a people mover, good enough for Gordy. He can rest assured when he takes the neighbours kids to school........... Safe as houses..............
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    It has two 4 pot JFZ calipers acting on it.
    Fark!! With the 10 year old tyres he has on it, it'll be squealing like a pig..............

    Sort of like the sounds that'll be coming from his van at Hampster Downs..................
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    I could never work out why it was set up like that
    I still cant.
    Gordy has been a bit quiet about it, but im going to tell you, the guy has done amazing things with the outfit & people wont recognise it. Definitely a contender for best presented in the future im sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Turns out the front brake rotor on Gordys outfit is from a Mitsubishi Chariot. It has two 4 pot JFZ calipers acting on it.
    I thought that was kind of amusing.
    Fortunately my mate Mike at Repco has plenty avaliable.
    Fucksakes, I hope you told him I didnt want crossed drilled rotors?


    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Good enough for a people mover, good enough for Gordy. He can rest assured when he takes the neighbours kids to school........... Safe as houses..............
    Im not allowed near school children anymore.

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