Manfeild slip road use

[slowpoke]

Credit where credit is due, good on MNZ for organising ANY training for ANYBODY, it's gotta be a big step in the right direction, eh?

It's always been a bit of a mystery to me why more people aren't willing to marshall. The couple of times I got involved before getting on track I thought it was the absolute best seat in the house and was a bit of a life changer really. With relocating to Oz, no money, and working at various shitholes out in the bush, bikes had fallen off the radar for 15 odd years until my missus started a new job and one of the young blokes was starting bike racing. She was invited along (ASBK meeting, Tony Rees was racing) while I was out at one of the aforementioned shitholes, got roped in, had a great time and next time I went along too. Standing on the tyre wall at the Wanneroo/Barbagallo "basin" (popular crash spot, I was in the retrieval team with intructions:"do not touch the brake rotors!") and hearing/watching the superbikes come over the hill for the first time was something pretty special. My poor missus has probably regretted it ever since 'cos that very moment was the start of a very slippery slope.

It's one more thing to do I guess, but how about getting somebody to write up a "marshall's race day report" for the VMCC Oily Rag? And/or KB? Put a positive spin on it and see if you can't get a few more people comin' outta the woodwork.

Just out of interest, how many people does it take to officiate/marshall the average club meeting?

[roadracingoldfart]

Ok , its now page 7 and there is no resolve...... let me summerise.

Billy is a cunt ,
Drew is a younger less inked up cunt ,
There is a head flag marshall that will neither confirm of deny if she has more ink than the first cunt,
The smelly Skunky one is not being blamed for screwing up for a change but still had a moment of denial to the second cunt,
MNZ are really just an organisation that can make a qualified cunt in just 2 hours,
A red flag as far as i know has no connection directly with a cunt ,
Just one thing left ....... whats a slip road ???

[Billy]

Ok , its now page 7 and there is no resolve...... let me summerise.

Billy is a cunt ,
Drew is a younger less inked up cunt ,
There is a head flag marshall that will neither confirm of deny if she has more ink than the first cunt,
The smelly Skunky one is not being blamed for screwing up for a change but still had a moment of denial to the second cunt,
MNZ are really just an organisation that can make a qualified cunt in just 2 hours,
A red flag as far as i know has no connection directly with a cunt ,
Just one thing left ....... whats a slip road ???

There was never anything to resolve,The slip road has been deemed as safe to use,So long as the correct protocol is applied,

Drew has stated categorically that I am not a cunt(Much to my dismay)
It has never been mentioned that Drew was a cunt(YET)
The headflag marshall has promised to do a striptease act at riders briefing for round 5 so we can confirm no ink has been used,
Skunk had a shower this morning and is no longer a smelly cunt,
MNZ do not qualify cunts,You have to be one before you can be accepted into the purple circle,
A slip road is the road that leads to the slippery slope you are now on,
But your right the red flag at this point has no connection with any cunt.

[Drew]

I'm a little pissed off at your comments Drew.

That was the point.

I wasn't aware that the training was different for the different jobs you all do actually, I figured you all just did your two hours and off we went.

I'm only chucking my oar in to be a wanker. The whole scene makes me fuckin near homicidal with all the bitching and in fighting. Yeah, everyone is a cunt, riders, flaggies, pit bitches like me, grid marshals, race controlers, and hot dog makers...Well, maybe not the hot dog makers. They can carry on as usual.

[Drew]

There was never anything to resolve,The slip road has been deemed as safe to use,So long as the correct protocol is applied,

Drew has stated categorically that I am not a cunt(Much to my dismay)
It has never been mentioned that Drew was a cunt(YET)
The headflag marshall has promised to do a striptease act at riders briefing for round 5 so we can confirm no ink has been used,
Skunk had a shower this morning and is no longer a smelly cunt,
MNZ do not qualify cunts,You have to be one before you can be accepted into the purple circle,
A slip road is the road that leads to the slippery slope you are now on,
But your right the red flag at this point has no connection with any cunt.

Yeah it has, John called me a cunt in my red bling.

I don't believe Skunk had a shower. Pictures or it didn't happen! Wait, never mind I'll take your word for it.

MNZ aren't all cunts, that chick in the office is pretty tidy, and nice and friendly.

I was on a slippery road as soon as I said my first words

Flag marshals are cunts like the rest of us.


BILLY, YOU'RE A CUNT!

[Drew]

I'll do the course if it's ever run in Wellington, and then flag for a day. Just don't put me with one of those Napier native cunts.

[MSTRS:Me]

I'll do the course if it's ever run in Wellington, and then flag for a day. Just don't put me with one of those Napier native cunts.

Scared we'd give you the Learn? And that is Learn - with a capital...
And there's another thing you're wrong on - we're not native to HB. We just chose to live here. Bwahahaha!!!

[Drew]

Scared we'd give you the Learn? And that is Learn - with a capital...
And there's another thing you're wrong on - we're not native to HB. We just chose to live here. Bwahahaha!!!

You don't scare me! Except whe you follow my into the toilets.

[Drew]

I may have, just hidden under my clothes...you, Drew, will never know...

How do you hide tats on your hands and face, with clothes? I've never seen you wearing a burka.

[roadracingoldfart]

A slip road is the road that leads to the slippery slope you are now on,

Mate , ya wrong on sooo many points , I have been in the shit with ACU / MNZ since i smacked Erroll in 1991 and that means i am not new to the situation. Slippery slopes are fun and if i have always enjoyed the scenery along the way.

Have a lovely fathers day anyway you old bastard.

[Billy]

Have a lovely fathers day anyway you old bastard.

For the last time,I'm NOT your father !!!

[Drew]

For the last time,I'm NOT your father !!!

DNA tests are required, Paul is fuckin old, but you and father time did play together as kids so it's a possibility for sure.

[Tony.OK]

Just don't put me with one of those Napier native cunts.

HEY!!!


And to think I let you bring alcohol into my house so I could drink it for free........

[Drew]

HEY!!!


And to think I let you bring alcohol into my house so I could drink it for free........

I came to see your missus, the booze was to get your cripple arse out of the picture!

[Tony.OK]

I came to see your missus, the booze was to get your cripple arse out of the picture!

Hahaahaaaa............ya silly cock.......oops, cunt, I'dve let ya take her for free!!