Sidecar Racing

[Henk]

Make sure you have your metamucil for breakfast.

Shit no, I'm going to go on a diet that is as binding as possible for the two weeks before, and I'll probably still come out of the weekend with a couple of pairs of brown undies.

[nodrog:Me]

Shit no, I'm going to go on a diet that is as binding as possible for the two weeks before, and I'll probably still come out of the weekend with a couple of pairs of brown undies.

You can have all the fibre you want, scrivy will still find a way in there.

[scrivy]

So it's a good job I didn't ride that time at the have a go day?

Mate, even with the worlds best rider, my swinging abilities would still make us come last.....

But with your riding abilities........... fuck man, we'd have............................ still been last................

[scrivy]

Make sure you have your metamucil for breakfast.

Dude, I'll be having prunes and baked beans, to make sure I empty my bowels..... to reduce weight......
I'll also have a shave....
I'll bite off more of my finger nails.....
I'll trim my nose hairs......
I'll shave my pubes.....
I'll have a wank....
I'll trim my toe nails,
I'll race without socks and undies....
I'll even get some colonic irrigation going on..............................

I'll do anything to reduce my weight just so I can beat you buddy!!!

[scrivy]

scrivy will still find a way in there.

Give me the slightest wiff of a gap, and I'll get through.....................

.....hang on, we're talking corners right??

[Drew]

Mate, even with the worlds best rider, my swinging abilities would still make us come last.....

But with your riding abilities........... fuck man, we'd have............................ still been last................

With me riding, there would have been HEAPS of pictures of us at the front. When they came round to lap us, no one would be stupid enough to have tried to actually go past. I ride like I make baskets. Weave bitch, WEEEEAAAAVE!

[scrivy]

Imagine the sulkage when he gets owned by my $627 piece of poo then.

Hey Gordy, Bob sent me a piccy of your rig nearly finished today.....
You're gunna cane up at the Downs.....................

[scrivy]

With me riding, there would have been HEAPS of pictures of us at the front. When they came round to lap us, no one would be stupid enough to have tried to actually go past. I ride like I make baskets. Weave bitch, WEEEEAAAAVE!

I swing like you ride............................ Slow and unco....................

[Drew]

I really need Alan to get us an outfit already. You sick cunts are way more fun than solo riders. And to make matters worse I'm about to have to deal with solo bucket racers. Should take all of five minutes to get my head kicked in there!

[scrivy]

Gordy's spent time putting his bitchin sounds on his sidecar, 'cause he reckons he'll be spending so much time on it, that he may as well take his music with him!

Bit worried about his safety gear though..................

[Drew]

Oh fuck yeah, we're soooooo chucking some booms on the rig we get!

Baby grand is more my style though, what are the max dimensions of a chair again?

[scrivy]

I really need Alan to get us an outfit already. You sick cunts are way more fun than solo riders. And to make matters worse I'm about to have to deal with solo bucket racers. Should take all of five minutes to get my head kicked in there!

Come and join the dark side Drew.................... Gordy hasn't even raced a modern yet, but is building one (well, if sticky tape and cardboard still counts...), and he'll be ready for the Downs....... I SAID - HE'LL BE READY FOR THE DOWNS...... (Hear that Gordy?)
(Total cost of rig??? Maybe just over $50......... Nah, probably somewhere near $3000??)

Actually, why not go to the Downs to watch Gordys debut....................
Fuck, I might sit out the first race just to have a watch too... (read as 'Laugh').............

Nah, Gordys got the balls to show up at an International meet with 10's and 10's of thousands of eyes watching him, without ever turning the wheels on his new rig.....
It takes men of steel Drew, men of steel to do that!
I applaude him for his commitment!

Well, after HD, he probably will be committed!!! (To an institution............)

Get a chair, go hard, even if you're last, you'll still have fun Drew............ Solos are cool, but sidecars RULE!
They're more fun than watching Hungarian dwarf fisting porn at Bobs............. ....even better than RTA action......... (well... just...)

[scrivy]

what are the max dimensions of a chair again?

Inversely proportionate to the size of your nads...................
(Maybe you should race a long bike too............................................)

[Drew]

Inversely proportionate to the size of your nads...................
(Maybe you should race a long bike too............................................)

Pfft, with that dimension theory, there won't be room on our outfit for either of us to sit. Alan and I had never ridden a chair, so we went and did the nats to learn how it's done. No.5 NZ

Fanta pants will whip his nuts out for your inspection when we see ya.

[Drew]

Inversely proportionate to the size of your nads...................
(Maybe you should race a long bike too............................................)

Besides, you don't want another newby to come along with a long chair and spank your arse do ya?