Smoking is healthier than same-sex marriage

[scumdog]

Comprehension fail on your part re the Maori analogy - based .

You had to bring anal into it, didn't you?

[Mental Trousers]

It's obvious isn't it!!!! Gays don't live as long cos they bash their heads against the headboard so much.

[short-circuit]

Fuck here we go,now its everyone elses fault when some bloke wakes up in anothers bed.

Are you not talking about an act of homosexuality as opposed to someone possessing the genetic make up that results in homosexual orientation / identity?

[Madness]

Someone needs to tell Tariana Turia that it's safer for men to smoke a Marlboro than cock.

[ducatilover]

Simple, gays are shunned. They worry about coming out to family/friends, get insulted, dilemmas when trying to find something to wear. Its a stressful life. If we shun the smokers enough, we can surely decrease their lifespans too...

I think you'll find Maori life expectancies are lower than Euros...what's your point?

Being gay isn't a behaviour like smoking.

Are you confused or just being facetious?

I'm now glad I chose to smoke instead of being gay, or Maori, or both

On a pun issue: I've had more fags than most gays have.
Hopefully that doesn't get taken the wrong way.
Oops.
Butthurt.

[Haggis2]

As a gay smoker I'm totally fucked, catch you fellas in another life

[Road kill]

Someone needs to tell Tariana Turia that it's safer for men to smoke a Marlboro than cock.

Ha Ha Ha,,I fucken dare ya' to,,,you'd be braver than me for sure.

Anyway back to the homo's dieing earlier than normal men.

They abuse more recreational drugs than normal people,they take it up the arse,they suck other guys cocks,they spread nasty germs,they get beat up by rednecks,so of course their going to die earlier than men.

It's been a slow week,bring it on

[Goblin]

It's obvious isn't it!!!! Gays don't live as long cos they bash their heads against the headboard so much.

Hey, you dont have to be gay for that!

[oldrider]

Hey, you dont have to be gay for that!

You don't have to be gay for anything!

[mashman]

hmmmmm... so the govt want to legalise gay marriage, but want to ban smoking. Who says they aren't out to get ya

[scumdog]

hmmmmm... so the govt want to legalise gay marriage, but want to ban smoking. Who says they aren't out to get ya

Keep wearing that tin-foil hat Mashy...

[Road kill]

Had a funny incident happen with a gay guy I know due to my wifes showing dogs,and there's Lots gay people in the dog showing world.

Anyway,my wife an three of her friends had done a trip to Wellington,attending three shows on the way and ending up at the nationals in Wellington.

They all went down in a camper van,12 dogs an three womensomething not to be involved in for sure.

On their way back home the plan was for me to meet them at the top of the Bombay hills and pick up the Mrs and our four mutts.

So it's 11 o'clock ,dark an raining,and I'm sitting in my car waiting for them to show up when this guy steps out from under the cover at the gas station an walks over to my car,so I wind down the window to see what he's up to.

He say's "Hi love,I'm waiting for the girls",,,but me being the very defensive punch first an ask questions later type,misread exactly what he'd said and ment.

So I step out of the car and reply,,"Ya' fucken' what ?",,he starts back peddling an then as the penny final drops I realise who he actually is.

So the moral of the story,,,if your a bit dodgy looking an sound like a Sydney Kiwifruit,,be very carefull about which Homophobic mugger aware redneck you approach on a dark,wet an windy night.

It could be a pretty good way to lose that 20 years.

[scumdog]

Homohpobic?

About as logical as being scared of spiders, moths and mice.

[Tigadee]

So the moral of the story,,,if your a bit dodgy looking an sound like a Sydney Kiwifruit,,be very carefull

They have Kiwifruit in Sydney?

[Road kill]

They have Kiwifruit in Sydney?

Yeah,at Kingscross.

You work it out,,Darling