Stupid overheard motorbike related comments & sayings?

[schrodingers cat]

Aw mate I'd love to get a bike but you know, (stupid laugh) the way I'd ride it I'd kill myself

[onearmedbandit]

Aw mate I'd love to get a bike but you know, (stupid laugh) the way I'd ride it I'd kill myself

Yup heard that one a few times.

[ellipsis]

What provoked him to come out with that gem?

...uninformed joe public, licking ice creams and milling about my sexy lookin' sporty like it was the only bike there, saying silly shit like, "bet that goes like the clappers", etc....might have made him a little sad or summat...

[Dave-]

Aw mate I'd love to get a bike but you know, (stupid laugh) the way I'd ride it I'd kill myself

my reply

"ha....pussy"

[Phantom Limb]

I was reading an old Classic Car mag today on the bog, I spotted a winner of a line and this is the best place to share it....................

When describing the power output of a 500+HP 460Cui Shelby cobra replica, the author of the article states:

"Now I know how those Harley Davidson riders feel with a mountain of torque from an engine that will 'fire' every lamp post if you want it to, it's probably the closest thing to a Harley on four wheels"

This passage reminds me why I stopped subscribing to that mag, now doesn't it just drip with misinformed 'non biker gearhead attempting to sound knowledgeable on all things mechanical' ?

Shit, if he thinks a Harley has go, I'd love to see what he thinks of a REAL bike.

[GrayWolf]

Harley davidson's are the best bikes in the world..
\usually said by non riders, who believe the hype

[Virago]

Harley Davidsons are a heap of shit.

Usually said by spotty teenagers who have never rider one...

[onearmedbandit]

Ducati's are the fastest bikes. Heard a few non-bikers say that one. I then ask them, 'which one?'.

[FJRider]

The Red one's go faster ....

[Lozza2442]

"I don't need a rego"
"Or a wof for that matter!"

[scumdog]

Harley davidson's are the best bikes in the world..
\usually said by non riders, who believe the hype

But it's true!!

[Berries]

Harley Davidsons are a heap of shit.

But it's true.

[ellipsis]

...the truth always has hooks...

[Virago]

But it's true.

How's the Clearasil working now?

[scumdog]

Harley Davidsons are a heap of shit.

Usually said by spotty teenagers who have never rider one...

Said forms of life are normally known as 'oiks'!