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    The mother of all Jihad jokes

    Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.

    ''This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.''

    ''Yes, I remember him as a baby.'' says the other mother cheerfully.

    "He's a martyr now though." the mother confides.

    "Oh, so sad dear...'' says the other.

    ''And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.''

    ''Oh, I remember him,'' says the other happily, ''he had such curly hair when he was born.''

    ''He's a martyr too...'' says the mother quietly.

    ''Oh, gracious me...'' says the other.

    ''And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18'', she whispers.

    "Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, ''I remember when he first started school...''

    ''He's a martyr also,'' says the mother, with tears in her eyes.

    After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says . . ..

    "They blow up so fast, don't they?"
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    I'm pretty sure that stuff is actually true...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    I'm pretty sure that stuff is actually true...
    Of course, thats why there are so few Muslims left.

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    So this guy gets a call at work from the police.

    "Mr Jones...we're really sorry to inform you that some masked intruders broke into your home this morning. They drank all of your beer and raped your wife".

    Silence for a few moments.

    "Mr Jones...are you there? Are you ok?"

    "Sure. I just can't believe they'd have sex with that bitch after only three beers!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    I'm pretty sure that stuff is actually true...
    Bwhahahaha ... how stupid are you? Really ...
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bassmatt View Post
    Of course, thats why there are so few Muslims left.
    They manage to breed like rabbits, that's why.

    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    Bwhahahaha ... how stupid are you? Really ...
    I'm not going to feed the troll.

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    Two Ruatoki mothers are sitting in a Wharekai chatting over a plate of Boil-up and a pint of Lion Brown. The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.

    ''This is my oldest son, Maunga. He would have been 24 years old now.''

    etc/etc....

    Punchline..
    They mull up so fast dont they?

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    This is my eldest son Maunga ... tainoka! ... Yeah right! .. (Tui anyone?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post

    I'm not going to feed the troll.
    Yup ... that's pretty stupid!!! I'm not trolling ...
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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