Forum whore
He probably bleeds green too...Originally Posted by mossy1200
Animals have a tendancy to increase their territory at the expense of weaker animals. Your in trouble Akzle. You may need buy an apartment.
Just as an aside, why are they called apartments when they are normally stuck together in groups?
Aio ki te Aorangi
We still need to put in the moth balls. We tried orange peel but it didn't really work. If I didn't like the neighbours I may be tempted to hunt out a tazer.
I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
KB's Chief Cats
that would be silly. i'd rather live somewhere i can't see the neighbours.Animals have a tendancy to increase their territory at the expense of weaker animals. Your in trouble Akzle. You may need buy an apartment.
thing is, this is "my territory" and i'm the biggest animal in these parts. just defending my territory, eh...
thing is, if you feed an animal: you "own" it, you should be responsible for it. if you let it wander, i call it feral, then i drive over it. if you don't like this. keep your animal out of public space.
Forum whore
Ok. I stand corrected.
You should live in a small padded room and the system can feed and own you.
I have evolved as a KB member.Now nothing I say should be taken seriously.
Forum whore
He might make a good gimp, once he'd been taught to keep quiet of course...Ok. I stand corrected.
You should live in a small padded room and the system can feed and own you.
Anarchic Wild Child
Jesus H Christ !!!! Go away for the weekend and K-Biker turns into Sam Peckinpah's Better Homes and Gardens ... WTF????
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Ta
We were waiting for you to come back before mentioning the cat is black...so we hung the fucken thing!
Anarchic Wild Child
You'll need to hang it for at least 24 hours - that will soften the meat and make a better curry.
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
"channellling the Pleideans"
Shit oh dear. That is some profund thinking. Seriously, I had never thought about that before. Mind. Exploding.
also, the OP needs to get a tiger. because it will dominate the other cats territory and they wont crap in its patch.
Of course that might bring another level of complication to OP's life.
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Rest In Peace
Lol... Sadly, *we* are the system and we're already feeding enough specimen of that kind.Ok. I stand corrected.
You should live in a small padded room and the system can feed and own you.
Now, how about introducing a predator here? Buy a dog. Well trained, it won't bother your gardens and will have lots of fun keeping the tomcats away.
Ps: the bleach trick sprayed onto paths, etc also works, but not in dirt.
Forum whore
Sadly I'm with Akzle on this
If the owner kept the "pet" under control then there would be no issue.There's to many pets wandering the streets.
Try the SPCA or dog control to see about hiring a cage trap if you need one
If you decide to use a paintball gun, freeze the balls first
Ta
So he can jam up his paint ball gun? Wouldn't the expanded liquid make the balls not fit down the barrel?If you decide to use a paintball gun, freeze the balls first
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Black panther, lets see greeny and smokey try and torture that...
"A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer" - Tad Ghostal
Ta
Lets not gamble with the poor kitties health aye, I don't trust these bloody darkies.
"channellling the Pleideans"
I loathe people who are cruel to animals. There is no need for it.
I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave
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