Things you say to yourself in your helmet when riding!

[swtfa]

Does this bike make my arse look big...?

[Magnum Noel]

"I wonder if that green shirt I saw in the shop earlier, will go with my eyes".

Green and red should be no problem.

[yod]

"Spiderpig, spiderpig, doin' whatever a spiderpig does...."

[Coolz]

Havn't talked to myself since the last round of shock treatment. However recently,after commiting myself to a risky manouver,a voice,clear and unbidden,spoke in my head 'What would Katman say?'

I have resumed treatment.

[Subike]

""Fuck Fuck Fuck! slow down a bit lad....

Jeeeeezuzzzz, whewh!

You dumb fucken cager..... ( screamed out loud)

Here we go again, fucking grit on a corner.... bugger.

[rastuscat]

Don't normally restrict it to my helmet. No, it's the whole environment for moi.

Normally something like Ya Knob, or similar.

[Tigadee]

Don't normally restrict it to my helmet. No, it's the whole environment for moi.
Normally something like Ya Knob, or similar.

I thought you'd be talking in your helmet all the time... into your mic?

"Spotted 'suspect' with box of donuts heading south on the motorway. Am intercepting and confiscating... over. Request back-up to assist in disposal of donuts."

[caseye]

Yup, not every day but a lot more idiots than there should be.

On a side note, I've driven through Otara once in my life in a bright red car and had 4 close calls in the time it took to drive through Had people indicating left then turning right cutting me off, people just changing into my lane while I was overtaking them etc. I would rather walk through Otara than ride through on a motorbike.

Seriously?????????? go on, you wouldn't really you know. Otara during the day, on a footpath,Na you'd get wiped out in the first 50 feet.
They're bigger an meaner than you and they're all outa kindness and compassion.If you are in their wheel tracks it's goodnight nurse.
What happened in your bright red car, that's pretty normal there too, just go around it! yep right around it.They load cars up with 6 big bushy headed fellas and drive through red lights just for fun around there.

[Oakie]

"Ohhh c'mon c'mon c'mon" ... when someone takes too long to do what they should do

"Oww. That (bump/hole/crack) wasn't there yesterday" (Chch speciality)

"Oooh fuck" ... covers a variety of situations

"Mmm, nice" ... lycra clad girly bums on push bikes

"Good girl" ... as I climb off having completed another successful commute to work

[kinger]

"Mmm, nice" ... lycra clad girly bums on push bikes

Sadly, normally belonging to blokes with shaved legs. The women seem to engulf their saddles a la a certain Queen song.........

[@ndy]

Usually talk to myself or sing... da-da-da song is pretty common...

[onelittlenurse]

OOOHHHH SHITTTT!!! usually happens when Ive entered a tight corner too fast damn it..

WooHOOO when it all comes together

fuk fuk fuk when Im trying to push it forward with my tippy toes and cant quite get it over that bump.....

'oh god that was embarrassing' when I stalled it trying to take off on a group ride

[Oakie]

The women seem to engulf their saddles a la a certain Queen song.........

Mmm. I had the poster of that song on my bedroom wall when I was much younger. Still got the album in the garage too.

[GSF]

When I have a close call with a bad driver my helmet monologue usually goes something like this:

"Oh, no you're not going to do that, that's just dumb, oh no that would just be really silly now, someone wouldn't do that would they... oh no, you just did it - *lots of bad words*!"

[EJK]

"Lets do this! WOOOOOOO!!!!! YEAH BABY!!!!!"

When overtaking.