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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Rip down the fence and let the people move into the land separating the two.
    The fence is there to stop people with a waistcoat, made by Explosia, from wandering into town for a "banging good time"...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Maybe we can get back on topic...

    How long does anyone think the cease-fire will last?
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    There's a cease-fire? (will that do as an answer?)
    Wot he said ..

    Send them all to heaven and let Allah/Jehovah sort them out ..
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I reckon we should build a pretend one.

    a pretend abortion clinic, or a pretend vesty-bomb?
    either way.. i can't see much use

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    Kill the fucking stupid snackbars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Maybe we can get back on topic...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post

    a pretend abortion clinic, or a pretend vesty-bomb?
    either way.. i can't see much use
    Well a pretend bomb wouldn't be much fucking good, would it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Well a pretend bomb wouldn't be much fucking good, would it?
    and the uses of a pretend abortion clinic are...?

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    Hopefully a straggler might be along soon to explain it to you.

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    and lo & behold ploddeth the 7 horseman of the Apocalypse
    The Heart is the drum keeping time for everyone....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    and the uses of a pretend abortion clinic are...?
    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Hopefully a straggler might be along soon to explain it to you.
    Sorry I'm late. A pretend abortion clinic is used for the employment of pretend doctors and associated staff. Not only does this drag the average wage of NZ above the, erm, last best average, it also provides 100% positive statistics for successful abortions. The affect on the jobless figures is astounding depending on the size of the clinic. You can employ thousands in there and it's an excellent investment for overseas investors. Hope that helps.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Is the area not a congealing slab of glass yet?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    and the uses of a pretend abortion clinic are...?
    To clean up the results of pretend sex (i.e. masturbation) ?
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Apparently if you join Islam, they give you a free 10 virgin starter package.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    Apparently if you join Islam, they give you a free 10 virgin starter package.
    So .. the only question is ... are you going to join Islam or are you one of the Virgins?



    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    So .. the only question is ... are you going to join Islam or are you one of the Virgins?

    I think I'll flag it.

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