One hell of a ride.
Great! I've always really disliked this saying.
'An Ernest Hemingway aphorism is cited endlessly by revheads, hill climbers and animal taunters: ''There are only three real sports: auto racing, mountaineering and bullfighting. The rest are games.''
Alas, Hemingway scholars have found no evidence that ''Papa'' ever said such a thing. The line was more likely from Barnaby Conrad or Ken Purdy but they are less famous, and memorable quotes invariably migrate up the celebrity food chain.'
SMH.com
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Anyone who sees bull fighting as a sport is retarded anyway.
one placenta
...as retarded as baiting clowns on KB...I bet Ernest said more than once, unattributably, "fuck, thats a big fish"...
One hell of a ride.
Yeerrrs.Originally Posted by ellipsis
Needs less prose though. Too may adjectives.
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So, "Fuck, fish!", is more appropriate, and also the perfect way to teach the importance of commas.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
One hell of a ride.
Add 'fight' and you have the Henderson national anthem.
one placenta
...not far removed from an anthem I hummed as a lad...an anthem inspired by your man Ernest whose every word I greedily devoured...his life of boozin, wiminising and fishin suited my requirements at the time...inspired me to leave here and seek the dangers of an unknown but well tread world... boozin, chasing unattainable wimmin and unattainable fish...
Deus ex ukulele
"Never believe every attributed quote you read on the Internet". Thomas Edison.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
One hell of a ride.
Attribution old bean, attribution.
"Never believe every attributed quote you read on the Internet. Thomas Edison." - Stephen Fry.
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If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
Hardcore Biker
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. - Mark Twain
One hell of a ride.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
What's wrong with bullfighting? It is a most superb sport.
A bull can throw a Spaniard quite a distance!
Show one a drunk tourist and a bull can get a horn all the way through the skin and into the abdomen.
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I dont know if Ernest said that, but I bet the old man in the boat sure said it.
" Rule books are for the Guidance of the Wise, and the Obedience of Fools"
Don't forget to bring a towel
It's epic lulz though.
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