Now if you could tell it to... (car topic)

[onearmedbandit]

...move to a new car park every time a parking warden put chalk on the tyres you'd be onto a winner.

[SMOKEU]

All they need to do now is have a system that locks the doors and seals the windows, then releases exhaust fumes into the cockpit once a thief tries to steal it.

[FJRider]

Nah ... after you finish work ... you'd need to ring it up to see where it parked itself ...

[Swoop]

I wonder how it pays for the parking fee?

...move to a new car park every time a parking warden put chalk on the tyres you'd be onto a winner.

I believe that Auckland Uni students had that sorted back in the '70's. A simple roster system that had students keeping a lookout for the parking nazi's and the ability to clean the chalk marks off of all the cars on the roadway!

[unstuck]

Lazy bitch.

[onearmedbandit]

Lazy bitch.

No no no, important bitch.

[JimO]

if you cant park it you shouldnt be driving it

[Gremlin]

Nah ... after you finish work ... you'd need to ring it up to see where it parked itself ...

I thought about that, but clearly, it comes when you summon it.

Now... does it play fetch? (thinking kids partying late at night)

[FJRider]

I thought about that, but clearly, it comes when you summon it.

Now... does it play fetch? (thinking kids partying late at night)

Fuck the kids ... it's too busy for that.

It will it pick me up from the pub.

[imdying]

Fuck the kids

Dude, this is a family site!





In a few years the kids will be like "And you used to have to drive yourself?!?!?"

[Banditbandit]

Lazy bitch.

[caspernz]

No no no, important bitch.

That was mighty polite of you...I just thought: Bloody woman, no show of parking it herself

[Hopeful Bastard]

Its the Knight Riders car... Able to drive itself!