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  1. 12th February 2013, 20:34 #1
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    Weddings, shotgun or otherwise

    Hey folks,

    I am a Marriage Celebrant.

    I live in Welly and do the "Marriage Celebrant thing" in my spare time.

    I do not charge.

    I do not advertise.

    It is something I do to help make peoples wedding day cheaper, more relaxed, and more enjoyable.

    I am also a bearded man with tatts.

    Wedding coming up? PM me and we can talk more.
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  2. 12th February 2013, 20:37 #2
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    Sounds like your advertising.


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  3. 12th February 2013, 20:41 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by sil3nt View Post
    Sounds like your advertising.
    nah.....just pointing out to the population that I have something they may be interested in, so I need to tell that I am not really into telling people that I ....hang on.....this is gonna end up in some odd moment that ends with me disappearing in a puff of logic QED.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karl08 View Post
    Hey folks,

    I am a Marriage Celebrant.

    I live in Welly and do the "Marriage Celebrant thing" in my spare time.

    I do not charge.

    I do not advertise.

    It is something I do to help make peoples wedding day cheaper, more relaxed, and more enjoyable.

    I am also a bearded man with tatts.

    Wedding coming up? PM me and we can talk more.

    I would like to marry a chicken we have been seeing each other for a few weeks, can you help.

    Or do I just eat her.
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  5. 12th February 2013, 21:44 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by 307a View Post
    I would like to marry a chicken we have been seeing each other for a few weeks, can you help.

    Or do I just eat her.
    You must be yolking!
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    personally I would take a shotgun ... I SHOULD have taken a shotgun to mine ..

    could have got the M.I.L. done & dusted on day 1
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  7. 13th February 2013, 05:46 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by 307a View Post
    I would like to marry a chicken we have been seeing each other for a few weeks, can you help.

    Or do I just eat her.
    Who am I to stand in the way of true love?
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  8. 13th February 2013, 07:27 #8
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    I got one of those thingys coming up... You've got me thinking about making it a shotgun 1 now, not sure how the cops would view that tho. Could end up with some uninvited AOS members to the party
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve View Post
    I got one of those thingys coming up... You've got me thinking about making it a shotgun 1 now, not sure how the cops would view that tho. Could end up with some uninvited AOS members to the party
    You might need the AOS to protect you.
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    Can I legally get married on a plane?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 307a View Post
    I would like to marry a chicken we have been seeing each other for a few weeks, can you help.

    Or do I just eat her.
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    You must be yolking!
    That's a bit braisen .. but shell be right ....
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    This is starting to turn fowl ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    This is starting to turn fowl ...
    We'll just wing it then
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
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