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  1. 20th February 2013, 12:56 #1
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    All soccer should be this way

    I'd probably watch more soccer/football if this was the norm

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    Exactly like watching Ronaldo if he loses possession.
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    At one minute it was two bald guys talking .. I stopped - I want to watch sports, not two bald guys talking .. If more football was like that I would not watch it at all ..
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
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  4. 20th February 2013, 14:31 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    At one minute it was two bald guys talking .. I stopped - I want to watch sports, not two bald guys talking .. If more football was like that I would not watch it at all ..
    Do you have the attention span of a 4 year old? Or do you not know that there's a tracking bar? Turn on english annotations and fast forward a minute in
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    At one minute it was two bald guys talking .. I stopped - I want to watch sports, not two bald guys talking .. If more football was like that I would not watch it at all ..
    I refrained from clicking the link purely because it has something to do with soccer.

    In fact, I don't even know what I'm doing in this thread.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Glowerss View Post
    Do you have the attention span of a 4 year old? Or do you not know that there's a tracking bar? Turn on english annotations and fast forward a minute in
    Yeah .. pretty non-neurotypical attention span ... probably ADHD ... (1 minute at 100klicks and I'm bored ... probably why I get so many speeding tickets ...)

    When I want to watch sport I want to watch sport - not listen to some bald old guys talking about sports (or reading the subtitles of some bald guys talking about sports) Smash'em Bro (or go home)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    Yeah .. pretty non-neurotypical attention span ... probably ADHD ... (1 minute at 100klicks and I'm bored ... probably why I get so many speeding tickets ...)

    When I want to watch sport I want to watch sport - not listen to some bald old guys talking about sports (or reading the subtitles of some bald guys talking about sports) Smash'em Bro (or go home)
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    It is... when I play at lunchtime. Sean Connery would describe it as electric shoccer.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post

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    All soccer should be played with all the players wearing back-to-front binoculars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Sean Connery would describe it as electric shoccer.
    Very good!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    It is... when I play at lunchtime. Sean Connery would describe it as electric shoccer.
    I once broke a rib playing soccer ... (and I didn't even get sent off!!!)
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    I once broke a rib playing soccer ... (and I didn't even get sent off!!!)
    you wuffian
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asher View Post
    All soccer should be played with all the players wearing back-to-front binoculars.
    That's even funnier than the Electric Shoccer...Japanese sure as hell come up with some weird games.
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