More about Oscar

**YellowDog** · 22nd February 2013, 08:39

Oscar Pistorius.

She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.

Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem.

When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?

Absolutely shocking news from South Africa.
White man arrested for murder.

Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.

Surely Oscar Pistorious cant be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines day and shoot all over the missus while imagining she's someone else!

I take it Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend bought him shoes for Valentines.

What do you call a room full of dead people?
An Oscar Pistorius surprise birthday party.

Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name.
Six gold medals, four silver medals and one argument.

A young woman is dead, the life of up‑and‑coming athlete, Oscar Pistorious, is ruined, and people are already making jokes about it. That's prosthetic... i mean pathetic.

I think it's safe to say that Oscar Pistorius won't be getting his leg over tonight.

And the Oscar goes to............
Prison.

**Swoop** · 22nd February 2013, 13:06

Oscar Pistorius has said he won't be entering any further races.

I think he has to worry more about different races entering him, once he's in prison...

**Maha** · 22nd February 2013, 13:10

Originally Posted by Swoop

Oscar Pistorius has said he won't be entering any further races.

I think he has to worry more about different races entering him, once he's in prison...

I would have thought the starting gun would give him a hard on?

Thinking on that further, that would give him an advantage at the finishing line wouldn't it?....

**ducatilover** · 22nd February 2013, 13:32

He's fucked, hasn't got a leg to stand on

**nodrog:Me** · 22nd February 2013, 13:58

It would have been heaps funnier if he had used a sawn-off.

**Asher** · 22nd February 2013, 14:01

Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Never sneak up on
Oscar Pistorius

**awa355** · 22nd February 2013, 19:35

Oscar's shot himself in the foot over this one!

Didn't the Dutch invent the wooden shoe?

Oscars grandparents must've bought theirs with them.

**YellowDog** · 26th February 2013, 08:39

May have helped ...................

**Laava** · 26th February 2013, 10:06

Originally Posted by Asher

Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Never sneak up on
Oscar Pistorius

Or his brother, or the prosecutor.
Who will be next?

**Swoop** · 28th February 2013, 12:44

"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing.

Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?