"God" Made a 'Factory Farmer'

**flyingcrocodile46** · 22nd February 2013, 16:46

Seriously funny satire on our dumb consumerism way of life.

So god made Mexicans

**Madness** · 22nd February 2013, 16:52

And then God made eBay.

**mashman** · 23rd February 2013, 11:17

heh heh heh... feearmers

**yod** · 23rd February 2013, 11:44

On the first day, God said "Let there be light!"
.....
On the fourth day God made the sun....

what's wrong with this picture?!

**mashman** · 23rd February 2013, 11:50

Originally Posted by yod

On the first day, God said "Let there be light!"
.....
On the fourth day God made the sun....

what's wrong with this picture?!

Nuffink... it just means he invented the light bulb before creating a more sustainable version of light.

**Phantom Limb** · 23rd February 2013, 11:55

The whole factory farming debate has me in stitches.
I really don't give a shit if the tasty chicken thighs I made last night belonged to a chook that was pampered like a house pet before it got shagged by an axe, or lived like a POW in Vietnam before it got et'.

I mean for fucks sake, I kill and then I consume, a predator through and through, why should I care if my food lived well or not? Why does food need a good quality of life if it's only purpose is to eat, shag and shit for a few months then get turned into dinner?

Give me a break, but thanks for bringing up the subject, I needed to vent that!

**The Lone Rider** · 23rd February 2013, 12:10

Original link in case you get a copyright removal notice on the OP's embed

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e1a...eatured_videos

**slowpoke** · 24th February 2013, 11:26

Originally Posted by Phantom Limb

The whole factory farming debate has me in stitches.
I really don't give a shit if the tasty chicken thighs I made last night belonged to a chook that was pampered like a house pet before it got shagged by an axe, or lived like a POW in Vietnam before it got et'.

I mean for fucks sake, I kill and then I consume, a predator through and through, why should I care if my food lived well or not? Why does food need a good quality of life if it's only purpose is to eat, shag and shit for a few months then get turned into dinner?

Give me a break, but thanks for bringing up the subject, I needed to vent that!

Predator? Bullshit. You're a user, and from the thoughts in your post an abuser.

From human comes the word humane. It's a concept associated with respect and human decency towards other living things. These aren't concepts you seem to understand, so I can only hope you find yourself on the receiving end of someone with a similar internal compass to your own.

Think it's just me? Think again, the courts, researchers,and most people would say you are one screwed up individual:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10866572
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10864116

"commissioned by the Royal New Zealand SPCA and Women's Refuge New Zealand, reinforced overseas data which established beyond doubt the connection between cruelty to animals and towards humans, as well as the high incidence of animal abuse in the childhood histories of mass murderers and other violent criminals, the conference's spokesman, Bob Kerridge, said."

Welcome to the land of "Ignore".

**thehollowmen** · 24th February 2013, 12:05

Originally Posted by slowpoke

Predator? Bullshit. You're a user,

I agree that we're users, and I'd look towards more humane food sources if the price-targeting stopped.

**HenryDorsetCase** · 24th February 2013, 16:19

Soylent green

**mashman** · 24th February 2013, 17:19

Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase

Soylent green

I didn't hear them say that it tasted like chicken... amazing movie waaaaaaay ahead of its time (only saw it about a year ago)

**Phantom Limb** · 24th February 2013, 18:25

Originally Posted by slowpoke

Predator? Bullshit. You're a user, and from the thoughts in your post an abuser.

From human comes the word humane. It's a concept associated with respect and human decency towards other living things. These aren't concepts you seem to understand, so I can only hope you find yourself on the receiving end of someone with a similar internal compass to your own.

Think it's just me? Think again, the courts, researchers,and most people would say you are one screwed up individual:

Call me whatever you want dude, you've just forgotten your evolutionary place in the food chain. I am rather happy with my internal compass and have an absofuckinglutely impeccable moral code. I don't see modern farming methods as 'cruelty to animals' as the animals in question are a food source and factory farming is the most efficient method of creating the food source.

In the words of Darcy clay: "I never shook babies, I never hit no laaaaaides"

**Madness** · 24th February 2013, 18:55

Originally Posted by Phantom Limb

I don't see modern farming methods as 'cruelty to animals' as the animals in question are a food source and factory farming is the most efficient method of creating the food source. [/I]

That factory stuff never tastes as good as free range though, eh?

**Phantom Limb** · 24th February 2013, 20:32

Originally Posted by Madness

That factory stuff never tastes as good as free range though, eh?

You're right it doesn't, free range tastes way better, but it costs a lot more too. The more you pay the better it is, so pay the man and be satisfied. However not everyone is as lucky , some folk can only afford the factory farmed meat. Who am I to say that factory farming is wrong, if it allows a poor family to get some meat in them? If we ban factory farming, we effectively make meat unattainable for a large portion of society.

**hayd3n** · 24th February 2013, 21:38

Originally Posted by Phantom Limb

You're right it doesn't, free range tastes way better, but it costs a lot more too. The more you pay the better it is, so pay the man and be satisfied. However not everyone is as lucky , some folk can only afford the factory farmed meat. Who am I to say that factory farming is wrong, if it allows a poor family to get some meat in them? If we ban factory farming, we effectively make meat unattainable for a large portion of society.

but if there was no cheaper alternative we wouldnt know any better