Quote Of The Day

[MD]

Tame Iti on tonights TV News wins the most stupid prize when replying about whether he will use firearms again after his release from prison
"of course I will continue to use firearms. They're part of our culture" Can't wait to see that on a Tui bill board.

[Big Dave]

As a relentless quote junkie

'I wish I'd said that.'
'Don't worry Oscar, you will.'
- Python, M.

'A witty saying proves nothing.' - Voltaire.

'Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.' - Marx, G.


'I don't get no respect' - Dangerfield, R.


Great. You've started the Robin Williams part of my brain.

[Genestho]

Great. You've started the Robin Williams part of my brain.

OOO!! Tick tick tick whirrrrrr, kathunk

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. Robin Williams

OO and two special for you, BD!

"Music is a moral law.
It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, and life to everything."
— Plato

"Buy the ticket, take the ride"
― Hunter S. Thompson

[Maha]

On TV last night....

'' this how they are dealing with the death of thier tragic son''....

[Ocean1]

“May you live all the days of your life.” — Jonathan Swift

[KiWiP]

"He's a really neat dude..."

"Yes but there always comes a time when you just want to tell him to just fuck off"

Overheard one kid at school telling his mate about another and the response.

I was giggling too much to reprimand him.

[Woodman]

Some days you are the pigeon, some days you are the statue.

[Big Dave]

'All tip - no iceberg.' - Keating, P.

[Daffyd]

The worst thing about misplacing your glasses is that you can't start looking for them until you find them.

[cc rider]

Some days you are the pigeon, some days you are the statue & some days you just feel like shit

Sort-ted

[FJRider]

[Genestho]

Some days you are the pigeon, some days you are the statue.

Statue, Bro? hehehee

Sorrrry, had to!

[haydes55]

Me "where is the manhole to the roof?"
5 year old son "why is it called a manhole? Why isn't it called a woman hole?"

[slofox]

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened."
Winston Churchill

[Big Dave]

There are two I retain on call from the hundreds of unattributed desktop calendar quotes I've ingested.

'The man in the world who is richest is the one with the most money.'

'Experience is a good school, but the fees are high.'


My favourite quote as applicable to my business is:

'Designers seldom make good advertising men. They get so caught up in the beauty of the picture they forget that goods must be sold.' - Ogilvy, D.

I also like 'Make your thinking funny. The best ideas come from comedy'. - Ogilvy, D.

I always say comma and full stop in the spoken quote too. It's good to have traits.