I met Red Mermaid today

**Madness** · 5th March 2013, 18:51

Was passenger in a colleagues ute today when we get pulled over by a couple of Mermaids. Mate starts puckering up because he's just picked up a hire trailer and doesn't know for sure if it's rego & wof'd.

Funnily enough I had just last week pondered on Red Mermaids KB name and had deduced the red bit must have meant he's a Gingavitis sufferer. Our friendly Law Enforcement Officer happened to be a Gingavitis sufferer so I asked him some leading questions...

We ended up driving away without offering a contribution to the Officers March KPI's, probably due to the fact we were legal as, bro.

So, Red, nice to meet you today. I'm hoping that's the only time I have to meet you professionally but once we started talking bikes I could see we clearly have at least one thing in common.

Good luck with the Tiger.

**Laava** · 5th March 2013, 19:11

How can we all git a hatin' on the popo with a story like that!

**Zedder** · 5th March 2013, 19:31

Originally Posted by Laava

How can we all git a hatin' on the popo with a story like that!

They'll think of something. Maybe getting gingivitis is a side effect of writing out too many tickets for example.

**Berries** · 5th March 2013, 22:50

Originally Posted by Madness

So, Red, nice to meet you today. I'm hoping that's the only time I have to meet you professionally but once we started talking bikes I could see we clearly have at least one thing in common.

Yeah, you must be both on drugs.

**blackdog** · 5th March 2013, 23:15

Oh, I have just come over all warm fuzzy like.

**nzspokes** · 6th March 2013, 05:36

CSB

**_Shrek_** · 6th March 2013, 05:39

aye they're a strange bunch,

ginga's, tassle's, honda riders etc... guess thats why they fit here on KB

**Maha** · 6th March 2013, 05:45

Be truthfull Madness, it was the smell of fish that roused suspicion eh?

**Madness** · 6th March 2013, 06:39

Originally Posted by blackdog

Oh, I have just come over all warm fuzzy like.

That'll be because you're a raging homo.

Originally Posted by Berries

Yeah, you must be both on drugs.

I can't speak for the copper.

Originally Posted by nzspokes

CSB

YFG

**red mermaid** · 6th March 2013, 08:21

Good to meet you to as well mate, and I thought it was your younger brother driving.

Next time you can contribute to my tiger fund.

BTW an inquiry has been started by KB management as to why you were stopped and not given a ticket, cause I mean to say according to lore on here we are just about all corrupt liars just working to meet our quotas.

**_Shrek_** · 6th March 2013, 08:30

Originally Posted by red mermaid

BTW an inquiry has been started by KB management as to why you were stopped and not given a ticket, cause I mean to say according to lore on here we are just about all corrupt liars just working to meet our quotas.

haven't you heard that you're now taking back handers, for said tiger fund

**Dragon** · 6th March 2013, 08:54

Originally Posted by red mermaid

Good to meet you to as well mate, and I thought it was your younger brother driving.

Next time you can contribute to my tiger fund.

BTW an inquiry has been started by KB management as to why you were stopped and not given a ticket, cause I mean to say according to lore on here we are just about all corrupt liars just working to meet our quotas.

I was stopped by an officer the other weekend on my way back from the wairapa and he gave me a verbal warning

Think it was because I passed the attitude test

Was fully expecting a ticket as he had me dead to rights think the fact I pulled up straight away and admited it helped