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i just slammed my cock in the car door. Im going to complain to holden, as they didnt put a sign on the door advising me to either wear pants, or avoid slamming it on my penis.
Fucksake. Hang yourself.
If the wife doesn't keep me in bed I will probably show
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Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
i just slammed my cock in the car door. Im going to complain to holden, as they didnt put a sign on the door advising me to either wear pants, or avoid slamming it on my penis.
Fucksake. Hang yourself.
Glad Neville's fine. Dunno about his parking skills though!
Video link to come!!!
Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
i just slammed my cock in the car door. Im going to complain to holden, as they didnt put a sign on the door advising me to either wear pants, or avoid slamming it on my penis.
Fucksake. Hang yourself.
Yeah Dan the rides you lead are not short of incidents
They don't call him roadrash for nothing.
"Sorry Officer, umm.... my yellow power band got stuck wide open"
His bike got tired half way round a corner and decided to have a lie down in some bushes
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lol. Ah well, shit happens.
http://youtu.be/9FwsbPAJgJc
Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
i just slammed my cock in the car door. Im going to complain to holden, as they didnt put a sign on the door advising me to either wear pants, or avoid slamming it on my penis.
Fucksake. Hang yourself.
Apologies for diving off before the truckie arrived Neville et al. Had to deliver the cash bags to my ex-employer at midday - didn't want him thinking I had absconded with the loot (pathetic though it was). I did see the towie at the top of the hill though, on his way to pick up the bits.
Hope you are well today Neville.
Let's know what happens to the bike.
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Ex employer? Does that mean you are in the same boat as me??
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Hey guys, are there any rides organised for this weekend?
Im keen and have saturday and sunday off...
Hopefully this nice weather holds up
anybody got any ideas? my bikes serviced and ready to go![]()
Few of us away heading up to Cape Reinga on bikes. Anyone riding over the weekend have a good one
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