A definitive answer to that age old question

[YellowDog]

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case....time for another beer!

[Rhys]

Can't argue with that logic

[Maha]

If a guy wants to know what giving birth feels like, all they have to do is stretch thier scrotum up over thier head and staple it to back of thier neck.

[Laava]

If a guy wants to know what giving birth feels like, all they have to do is stretch thier scrotum up over thier head and staple it to back of thier neck.

And here was me thinking that you were just follically challenged!

[Maha]

And here was me thinking that you were just follically challenged!

Easy as, it's just hard to use a stapler with one hand.