View Poll Results: What is your Martial Status?

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  • Single marriage

    59 51.75%
  • Seperated

    8 7.02%
  • Divorced

    16 14.04%
  • Never married

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Thread: Marital status?

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    So why the discrimination against bigamists and the polyamourous aye?
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    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Riverting comments so far...please make sure you vote, it really does count (for nothing)....think I'll a 750ml bottle of Rum to Taupo soon....coke optional.
    Are you in the Hells Angels?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    Are you in the Hells Angels?
    Is that another riverting poll?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Nah, that's just flatting together in the same bed.
    WTF? You mean she owes me rent for the last 22 years? WOOHOO! That'll be one new Panigale for me then......

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    Quote Originally Posted by slowpoke View Post
    WTF? You mean she owes me rent for the last 22 years? WOOHOO! That'll be one new Panigale for me then......
    Break the news to her gently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Break the news to her gently.
    and have a camera rolling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Break the news to her gently.
    Like he said ... and be out of arms reach at the time. Tell her by text is good ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    I was divorced but the lady is now dead. Does that mean I am divorced (from a dead person) or am I widowed?

    Which box should I tick?
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    I was divorced but the lady is now dead. Does that mean I am divorced (from a dead person) or am I widowed?

    Which box should I tick?
    You are "divorced". You would be a widower if the lady in question was still married to you at the time of her death. You're welcome.

    By the way, we don't have divorces in New Zealand. The only way that a marriage is ended is by a dissolution, and the only way to get a dissolution is to declare to the Court that you have lived apart from your spouse for two years. And your declaration will also include a declaration that you have sorted out your relationship property and custody/access/maintenance issues.

    Just so everyone knows.

    I'm not sure if I have mentioned this before but one of the more difficult relationship bustups I have been involved with professionally was a a lesbian couple. No real issue dealing with their property, or financial issues but much ink was spilt and fits were thrown about who got the three dogs. Can't split them down the middle, can't take one and a half each, can't do week about really.

    It was awful. I don't do the ones where the same arguments are had by people who fucking should know better about their children. Its brutal
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    No real issue dealing with their property, or financial issues but much ink was spilt and fits were thrown about who got the three dogs. Can't split them down the middle, can't take one and a half each, can't do week about really.
    Damn, you missed the chance to display the wisdom of Solomon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post

    Which box should I tick?
    Tick any one.

    It doesn't really matter anymore.

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    Were the dogs well hung?

    so if you don't have divorce, how can you be a divorcee? Wouldn't you just dissoluted (as opposed to disillusioned)?
    Legalise anarchy

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    I ate half a large block of choc with hazelnuts tonight

    sent by my lil teddybear... he has never been married

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluninja View Post
    Were the dogs well hung?

    so if you don't have divorce, how can you be a divorcee? Wouldn't you just dissoluted (as opposed to disillusioned)?
    Probably both...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Nah, that's just flatting together in the same bed.
    the governement dontr see it that way, after a period of time it's half way through everything you own

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