What is it about c***ts in Audis?

[Connor]

I commute 75k each way to work fortunately early afternoon start and 11pm finish and almost every day some asswipe driving a Audi sport wagon or the like seam to take exception to being passed , having to speed up and be a knob .What the fuck is it with these wankers ? Surely if I have caught up with you I am traveling faster than you , why can't they take it like a man and just let me/us go assuming I'm not the only one who has this happen.

[Hinny]

I commute 75k each way to work fortunately early afternoon start and 11pm finish and almost every day some asswipe driving a Audi sport wagon or the like seam to take exception to being passed , having to speed up and be a knob .What the fuck is it with these wankers ? Surely if I have caught up with you I am traveling faster than you , why can't they take it like a man and just let me/us go assuming I'm not the only one who has this happen.

Maybe he just wants a race to liven up the morning commute.
An old friend with a quick car used to love racing bikes to work. Other cars were too slow.

[Berg]

I commute 75k each way to work fortunately early afternoon start and 11pm finish and almost every day some asswipe driving a Audi sport wagon or the like seam to take exception to being passed , having to speed up and be a knob .What the fuck is it with these wankers ? Surely if I have caught up with you I am traveling faster than you , why can't they take it like a man and just let me/us go assuming I'm not the only one who has this happen.

Jeremy Clarkson said cocks were getting out of BMWs into Audi's and I tend to agree. Quite a few of our Kapiti "boy tossers" seem to be getting Audi's and driving them like idiots.

[Dangsta]

I commute 75k each way to work fortunately early afternoon start and 11pm finish and almost every day some asswipe driving a Audi sport wagon or the like seam to take exception to being passed , having to speed up and be a knob .What the fuck is it with these wankers ? Surely if I have caught up with you I am traveling faster than you , why can't they take it like a man and just let me/us go assuming I'm not the only one who has this happen.

i've had exactly the same experience in my car. I drive a version 10 Subaru STI which is ugly as sin, stupidly fast and heaps of fun to drive (I always pull over for bikes though). On the open road I don't drive like a maniac but if I've caught up to you and want to get past then, well....I'm going to get past. Most cars are very curteous and if they were plodding along at 95-100 they continue to do that, I pass them nicely and we go about our respective days. That is except for late model Audi's who mostly decide that they've been challenged to some kind of street race, treat the overtaking lane like a drag strip and generally behave just like you say. Twats!

[oneofsix]

Jeremy Clarkson said cocks were getting out of BMWs into Audi's and I tend to agree. Quite a few of our Kapiti "boy tossers" seem to be getting Audi's and driving them like idiots.

+1 and out of Porirua. Used the left lane past Mungaivin this morning, some Fugly Audi sports attempt sitting in the right not going anywhere, traffic came down the on ramp slower than I so I indicated, headchecked and moved across in front of the Fugly and the dick flashes. Not a worry as soon as I was past the vehicle from the on ramp (cant say they were merging) changed back to the left and continued past the cars sitting tin the right not overtaking.

[scissorhands]

Golf GTI dickheads around here

[FJRider]

I commute 75k each way to work fortunately early afternoon start and 11pm finish and almost every day some asswipe driving a Audi sport wagon or the like seam to take exception to being passed , having to speed up and be a knob .What the fuck is it with these wankers ? Surely if I have caught up with you I am traveling faster than you , why can't they take it like a man and just let me/us go assuming I'm not the only one who has this happen.

If they speed up ... you don't need to pass them. So whats your issue about ... ?? Why must you be allowed to be in front all the time ... ???

If you can't pass an Audi ... you need a faster bike. Ditch the ZZR and get a Yamaha ...

[Connor]

@ FJRider , if you don't pass them they just slow down again , so whats the point ?

[bogan]

c***ts eh... hmmm, could you give us a clue?

Is it cadets? have the army boys got a raise or something?

[FJRider]

@ FJRider , if you don't pass them they just slow down again , so whats the point ?

You tell us you have a ZZR1200. Whats your problem .. ?? Can't pass an Audi .. ??

Just pass them when they cannot do anything to stop you.

Some people just don't like people passing them. And if somebody does ... they take it as a personal insult. Don't endanger your own safety by forcing the issue with this sort ... it soon gets to the stage logic takes no part.

Some people expect to be able to pass a slower vehicle ... even if it's only a few km's slower than the speed they want to travel. and take it as a personal insult if they cant. Again .. forcing the issue soon results in logic taking the back seat too ...

Such are the joys of commuting in the real world. Get over it or somebody might die. And it might be you.

[Maki]

What the fuck is it with these wankers ? Surely if I have caught up with you I am traveling faster than you , why can't they take it like a man and just let me/us go assuming I'm not the only one who has this happen.

They paid more $ for their vehicle than you did for yours (or at least they have reason to think so). Therefore, logically they should be in front of you, right?

This kind of driver gives me some of the best fun I have on my bike. I like to pretend I am having a stoplight drag race with them. I match their speed until we get up to around 50 and then give it some throttle and watch the look on their face as their expensive machine fades back... Priceless.

[Connor]

You tell us you have a ZZR1200. Whats your problem .. ?? Can't pass an Audi .. ??

Just pass them when they cannot do anything to stop you.

Some people just don't like people passing them. And if somebody does ... they take it as a personal insult. Don't endanger your own safety by forcing the issue with this sort ... it soon gets to the stage logic takes no part.

Some people expect to be able to pass a slower vehicle ... even if it's only a few km's slower than the speed they want to travel. and take it as a personal insult if they cant. Again .. forcing the issue soon results in logic taking the back seat too ...

Such are the joys of commuting in the real world. Get over it or somebody might die. And it might be you.

HaHa, there certainly is no major problem in actually passing , are you just having a nice little troll lol , I have been commuting in the real world whether that is in the upper north or lower north and even the lower south for the last fifteen years plus , but thanks for your advice your a real gem.

[Banditbandit]

This kind of driver gives me some of the best fun I have on my bike. I like to pretend I am having a stoplight drag race with them. I match their speed until we get up to around 50 and then give it some throttle and watch the look on their face as their expensive machine fades back... Priceless.

I do much the same thing ... I just like playing in the traffic ...

[Connor]

They paid more $ for their vehicle than you did for yours (or at least they have reason to think so). Therefore, logically they should be in front of you, right?

This kind of driver gives me some of the best fun I have on my bike. I like to pretend I am having a stoplight drag race with them. I match their speed until we get up to around 50 and then give it some throttle and watch the look on their face as their expensive machine fades back... Priceless.

Your spot on there Maki and this is exactly what I do although at 1130pm in rural areas it is not something that I particularly enjoy even with spot lights on the ZZR ,things can go wrong far to swiftly at high speed.

[HenryDorsetCase]

The people (I say people, I mean wankers) who used to buy BMW's now buy Audis. no idea why.

I dont know who buys Beemers now. People with more money than sense I guess. You'd be a mug to buy a european car I reckon.