I believe in gay marriage

**Banditbandit** · 24th April 2013, 14:59

For those who haven 't heard, Washington State has passed both laws - gay marriage and legalized marijuana.

The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says:

"If a man lies with another man they should be stoned."

We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before.....

**mashman** · 24th April 2013, 17:14

Maybe there's just no money in it

**oldrider** · 24th April 2013, 19:52

Originally Posted by Banditbandit

For those who haven 't heard, Washington State has passed both laws - gay marriage and legalized marijuana.

The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says:

"If a man lies with another man they should be stoned."

We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before.....

You must get your e-mails from the same people that I do, it's a bit old but still very appropriate and funny! (But are we still allowed to laugh at stuff like that?)

**Berries** · 24th April 2013, 23:22

Originally Posted by Oscar

In fact I agree with him about polygamy.

Get a room.

**pritch** · 27th April 2013, 00:16

[QUOTE=huff3r;1130534651]Last I checked there was a shortage of willing adopters, and an abundance of children up for adoption, so I can't understand why there would even be an eligibility list?![/

Silly me, I thought most new ummm unattached(?) mums chose to go on the DPB?

**Berries** · 28th April 2013, 15:55

Oh dear, the handbags are out.

Tui 'beer' is gay.

**_Shrek_** · 28th April 2013, 16:56

Originally Posted by Berries

Oh dear, the handbags are out.

Tui 'beer' is gay.

there was a handbag!!! great add tho

**HenryDorsetCase** · 28th April 2013, 18:40

Originally Posted by Berries

Oh dear, the handbags are out.

Tui 'beer' is gay.

Protip: Tui beer is not beer. It is swill.

**Oakie** · 28th April 2013, 18:54

Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase

Protip: Tui beer is not beer. It is swill.

Yeah, right!

Actually I've gone off beer a bit. I now most often drink cider.

**Berries** · 28th April 2013, 20:16

Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase

Protip: Tui beer is not beer. It is swill.

Hence 'beer' rather then beer. But then am I right that it does not even say the word 'beer' on the bottle?

Originally Posted by Oakie

Actually I've gone off beer a bit. I now most often drink cider.

Old Mout scrumpy is a good one. Just a shame the hot weather has gone.

I blame Thatcher for that as well.

**jonbuoy** · 29th April 2013, 01:14

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

Bloody hell - who would have time for for it? I suppose I could just say 'Yes Dears' instead of multiple times as I head off to mow the lawn or work on a bike??? But frankly it all just sounds like hard work... Besides - Vicki might want a second hubby... Oh the competition - oh the infamy... I don't think I could cope.... Bastards NOT using MY lawn mower and thats FINAL!

Wife and multiple girlfriends I can understand - multiple wives- why? Unless your some sort of emotional masochist.

**Banditbandit** · 29th April 2013, 11:39

Originally Posted by oldrider

You must get your e-mails from the same people that I do, it's a bit old but still very appropriate and funny! (But are we still allowed to laugh at stuff like that?)

Fuck ... nothing is too serious that it can't be laughed at ... !!!

Q. How many lesbian seperatists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A ONE - and it's not fucking funny !!!!

**Banditbandit** · 29th April 2013, 11:40

Originally Posted by Oakie

Yeah, right!

Actually I've gone off beer a bit. I now most often drink cider.

Yeah .. Anything that you have to make so cold it chills your taste buds and you can' taste it can't be good for you ...

**oldrider** · 29th April 2013, 13:24

Originally Posted by Banditbandit

Fuck ... nothing is too serious that it can't be laughed at ... !!!

Q. How many lesbian seperatists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A ONE - and it's not fucking funny !!!!

What the fuck is a lesbian seperatist?