Would you keep your cool?

[imdying]

You would have to pull your polo-driving, polo-wearing, boyfriends cock out of your mouth first

You're so fucking thick you can't even remember it's a Golf

Still jealous I stole him eh? Turns out size does matter huh

[gwigs]

Nope... once I have you by the helmet (oooer!) you are pretty much fucked. Stick your helmet on, and pull it about. Now imagine a pissed off person doing that with no thought for your neck.

What makes you think you could get your hands on me....

[Drew]

What makes you think you could get your hands on me....

Weren't you listening? He is an experienced man grabber. He grabbed Avgas' boyfriend.

[328FTW]

Steal his wheels then sell to buy a new helmet. Had someone do that and they broke the clip holding the visor on and I couldn't get new ones. Was a nice helmet to.

Also have you tried fighting in a helmet? Face blows are not going to happen but the weight makes you kinda weird for balance, everyone just lands up rolling around on the ground like an orgy. I don't generally solve my problems with an orgy.

[awayatc]

sounds like the helmet isn't your biggest issue.........

[Smifffy]

Steal his wheels then sell to buy a new helmet. Had someone do that and they broke the clip holding the visor on and I couldn't get new ones. Was a nice helmet to.

Also have you tried fighting in a helmet? Face blows are not going to happen but the weight makes you kinda weird for balance, everyone just lands up rolling around on the ground like an orgy. I don't generally solve my problems with an orgy.

I dunno, I've got a problem or two that could well be solved that way.

[Smifffy]

Hmmm there was a time when a skinny little dude like that would never think to take on a pair of bikers. I guess it's easy to see now why he wouldn't think twice about it.

[328FTW]

sounds like the helmet isn't your biggest issue.........

Sorry VWs just turn me on so much, it's a wonder that manlet can handle all the pussy he pulls with a golf.

I dunno, I've got a problem or two that could well be solved that way.

Am I invited?

[madandy]

You're very level headed, I'd have probably launched at him.

He retreated very quickly when I dismounted my bike.
I think he discovered the armour sewn inside the front of my leather jacket and as I approached him I was weighing up either a headbut or uppercut depending on his next move and had he made a move for my helmet or anything alarming like a golf driver style penis grope he'd have found himself on his back with a damaged knee as my titanium shod squidly boot turned his weight baring leg inside out. Fortunately he did not and I'm free of an assault charge so win-win.

I failed to mention I gave his driver side wing mirror a good tap with my left hand as he forced his way in from my left- hell Imissed that wee detail in my first post...no wonder the pratt was so wound up

[Smifffy]

Sorry VWs just turn me on so much, it's a wonder that manlet can handle all the pussy he pulls with a golf.




Am I invited?

Should be alright if you bring a few hot chicks along, but first I'll check with the midget wrangler and the guy with the llama. Keep an eye out for a PM.

[Angel_of_Metal]

. I don't generally solve my problems with an orgy.

To be honest I think having an orgy would solve a LOT more problems in the world than you might think

And ideas like that, is why I should be Prime Minister

[Ender EnZed]

Nope... once I have you by the helmet (oooer!) you are pretty much fucked. Stick your helmet on, and pull it about. Now imagine a pissed off person doing that with no thought for your neck.

I guess it's an all or nothing type situation. Kill everyone you can see, or take your helmet off and line them up to prosecute are your two options.

[jasonu]

I know a guy that would've done a wheelie right over his car. Done it to a VW before you know. And the VW was coming towards him.

Doug Democos??? He's only doing wheelies in heaven.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Doug Democos??? He's only doing wheelies in heaven.

That's Domokos. And yeah...he's doing wheelies all over Gods garden.

[imdying]

So it has been decided... men should not touch other men's helmets unless they're fighting. Seems legit.