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    Father sets own house on fire so that son can see fire truck

    http://www.thecivilian.co.nz/father-...ee-fire-truck/

    A North Shore man has destroyed his home this morning after lighting a fire to show his son how a fire truck works.
    An Auckland father who lit a fire so that his son could see a fire truck up close and personal has said he’s “pretty satisfied” with how the whole situation turned out.

    42-year-old Dennis Lee lit the fire at his North Shore property at around 11am this morning, in hopes of showing his 6-year-old son what a fire engine looked like in real life. Lee said he used sticks and matches to start the fire in the family living room, which quickly spread to other parts of the house.

    At the scene, he told emergency services that he’d decided not to pretend there was a fire, as he didn’t want to waste anyone’s time.

    “Yeah, look, every other week you see a story in your local paper about some idiot who calls up and says there’s a fire or a burglary when there hasn’t been,” said Lee. “I didn’t want to be one of those dickheads. I only called the fire department because there was a real emergency.”

    Police say that Mr. Lee’s house has been significantly damaged by his actions, and is likely unlivable. His neighbours were reportedly very distressed by the fire, which spread so far as to reach one neighbour’s lawn.

    68-year-old widow Phyllis Griffin, who lives next door to Mr. Lee, believes that her cat may have been caught in the blaze.

    “He denies it,” she said, “but I don’t know how else you’d explain it coming home on fire.”

    Emergency services said they were disappointed in Lee for his behaviour, but intended to let him off with a warning. They were, however, monitoring the situation, as they were afraid of what might happen if his son wanted to see a police car or the inside of an ambulance.

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    Stoopid Dorklanders(and yes the North Shore is part of Dorkland, you're all tarred with the same brush )
    Built for speed, not for comfort

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    troll level: epic.

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    give that man a job in governace ,,,he fits the bill perfectly

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    what an idiot. shoud have used someone elses house

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    Sure it wasn't Steven Lee?...
    Probably a rental..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Sure it wasn't Steven Lee?...
    Probably a rental..
    Nope. Steven lee is still our local fire chief. And has some very very cool bikes. Would of been a great bit of father son bonding going on. RUN kid, your father is a idiot.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    For the UNeducated

    You know that the Civilian is a satirical website aye .... just before the P.C. Police come out swinging

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzmikey View Post
    You know that the Civilian is a satirical website aye .... just before the P.C. Police come out swinging
    say it aint so!
    Gtr what i rely on for my current affairs!
    (their peter dunne one was funny)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    say it aint so!
    Gtr what i rely on for my current affairs!
    (their peter dunne one was funny)
    Shame I know ....

    lol the whole website is good value

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    What a great site!
    Loved this one.....
    http://www.thecivilian.co.nz/man-con...p-to-eat-them/

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzmikey View Post
    You know that the Civilian is a satirical website aye .... just before the P.C. Police come out swinging
    At least the educated ones here still have a license...didn't learn the first time eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sugilite View Post
    What a great site!
    Loved this one.....
    http://www.thecivilian.co.nz/man-con...p-to-eat-them/
    Ha, I reckon... shit they would have a fielday around here
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    At least the educated ones here still have a license...didn't learn the first time eh?
    Who the fuck told you ?

    & fuck no ... .I never had a chance to pin it as the cunt was up my ass before I had a chance to do so ...

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