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  1. 16th July 2013, 16:39 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geeen View Post
    How do you even know sites like that exist?!?!?!
    Goats are shite at keeping secrets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geeen View Post
    How do you even know sites like that exist?!?!?!
    lol. Just reading 'bout the goat made me remember a story that appeared in the Dom Post years ago about a guy in Blenheim that rooted a goat. Went looking and found that one instead. The Blenheim one was way better, as they guy claimed he was in a relationship with the goat...so it was all ok!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    lol. Just reading 'bout the goat made me remember a story that appeared in the Dom Post years ago about a guy in Blenheim that rooted a goat. Went looking and found that one instead. The Blenheim one was way better, as they guy claimed he was in a relationship with the goat...so it was all ok!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    The Blenheim one was way better, as they guy claimed he was in a relationship with the goat...so it was all ok!
    Yip, seems legit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    lol. Just reading 'bout the goat made me remember a story that appeared in the Dom Post years ago about a guy in Blenheim that rooted a goat. Went looking and found that one instead. The Blenheim one was way better, as they guy claimed he was in a relationship with the goat...so it was all ok!
    His name wasn't Lionel was it? (The rooter ... not the goat). I know a guy called Lionel who was prosecuted for rooting a goat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    His name wasn't Lionel was it? (The rooter ... not the goat). I know a guy called Lionel who was prosecuted for rooting a goat.
    Wouldn't have a clue mate. He prob changed it by deed poll to Billy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    The Blenheim one was way better, as they guy claimed he was in a relationship with the goat...so it was all ok!
    Yeah but it was only 12 years old...
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Yeah but it was only 12 years old...
    http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j...48705608,d.aGcSick fuck was banging a nanny goat..
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Yeah but it was only 12 years old...
    yeah that's in goat years but aren't got years something like ten years so it was really about 120 in human years??
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j...48705608,d.aGcSick fuck was banging a nanny goat..
    A nanny goat shows better taste than fucking a 'Billy' thats just plain sick.
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    I wonder if this thread will attract any trolls?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    I wonder if this thread will attract any trolls?
    Nah. Just the *odd* monkey.

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