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Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on your point of view, I don't get a buzz from my drugs, just a reduction in pain levels and the ability to stand up. Quite boringly normal I'm afraid...Originally Posted by blackdog
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You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
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Have you ever wondered how many of the people you meet during your door knocking raids (who shake your hand) have just sullied their finger in their arse, in preparation for greeting you? I'd give it some thought if I was you (assuming I was able to restrain the urge to kill myself for that long).Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on your point of view, I don't get a buzz from my drugs, just a reduction in pain levels and the ability to stand up. Quite boringly normal I'm afraid...
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Political correctness: a doctrine which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd from the clean end.
They call me Mr Fahrenheit
Fuck that shit
Keep on chooglin'
One hell of a ride.
Has to be done:
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Sorry but won't open on my computer.
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
They call me Mr Fahrenheit
HTH
I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
There are some people that are not into all the words.
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no.
Keep on chooglin'
Trying to be a good dog
Chlorine poisoning from the local pools
is good for not giving a fuck
I feel like shit
and am unable to give a fuck
might go buy some chlorella capsules
and megadose the white mans poison out of me
Churches are monuments to self importance
Hardcore Punk
Swim in the sea used to be a good alternative for a pool up there, but sadly it probably worse for you than the pool now.
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
KB's Chief Cats
rip carlin. Possibly the funniest cunt ever.
Anarchic Wild Child
See ... I so don't give a fuck that I can't be motivated enough to read anything that long ...
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Bogeyman
Hmmm. Unfortunately there's a down side to not using chlorine in pools. And in not using chlorinated pools, also. Wonder what the rate of drown proofing is since the PC brigade decided we couldn't have pools at school...
Nevermind, at least the wee darlings won't suffer the hideous consequences of snorting chlorinated pool water.
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
One hell of a ride.
The more people there are - the more people there are making stupid rules.
Loud and Uncouth
Are you really scissorhands?
Cos your post is as reader friendly as a lot of his...
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
One hell of a ride.
You just have to be smarter than the video embed.
They call me Mr Fahrenheit
Yup. That was the most accurate transcript I could find. That's how it was formatted. I certainly didn't give enough of a fuck to fix the formatting. Particularly since I posted it mainly for the benefit of those that couldn't load the video and felt they were missing out. Missing out so much they had to post and lament not being able to see the video on their putator.
You're being all mean now. Are you an Aspie? Like a cornered beast. I could tell by the way you post that you are obviously neurologically different.
Keep on chooglin'
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