Winblows faggotry. And shit

[Akzle]

everytime i boot windows, i seem to be reminded why i hate it so much.

this issue:
hangs and reboots if logon left for too long
hangs or reboots if login too slow

i've seen (once or twice) the following (ish) errors:

"windows cannot create (admin?) userspace" *reboot*

"windows cannot verify the license on this pc" *reboot*

BSOD

and then it will miscellaneously work. and then do it all again later.

NOW, hypothetically, the OS is a cracked copy of XP pro, and hypothetically, it has previously exhibited similar symptoms and hypothetically i have phoned m$ to get a fuck-off long number to put in, and it started working again
(i've hypothetically done this twice, both in the more recent ownership of this particular PC.)

also, domain logons (when i log into work) come with ten kinds of fucking problems, like not mapping network drives and loosing .inks. i am not sysadmin, so cant do full diag. clues?

and mainly: any ideas on which parts of the registry i should delete to stop windows being this gay? is there another method?
asides from rem c:

[bogan]

What sort of potato are you running it on?

[SMOKEU]

Why the fuck are you running XP in the first place?

[RDJ]

OP: Why don't you non-hypotentically buy a valid licensed copy then you can actually get support...?

[Akzle]

What sort of potato are you running it on?

half a dozen ruas, hooked up with nichrome wire.

Why the fuck are you running XP in the first place?

because it's less shit than anything else that is windows?
7 doesn't support my hardware.

OP: Why don't you non-hypotentically buy a valid licensed copy then you can actually get support...?

why doesn't windows suck less ass, so i could feel slightly less bum-fucked for handing over cash, to be bum-fucked?

[avgas]

Complaining that XP is crap is like complaining a '89 GSX 750 is crap.

Sure it did its job real well......decades ago.

[Akzle]

Complaining that XP is crap is like complaining a '89 GSX 750 is crap.

Sure it did its job real well......decades ago.

go on jenius. What do you suggest..

[SMOKEU]

half a dozen ruas, hooked up with nichrome wire.

because it's less shit than anything else that is windows?
7 doesn't support my hardware.

why doesn't windows suck less ass, so i could feel slightly less bum-fucked for handing over cash, to be bum-fucked?

Get some decent hardware then. You must be running some shitty old hardware if 7 or newer isn't supported.

[iYRe]

at least one of your issues is because your version is hacked.
at least one is because someone has messed up the install
Several others are because you are obviously using Noah's Old PC and for a couple of hundy at PBTECH could have something better. Win 7 is fine, btw, in some respects a lot better than XP.

[Akzle]

Get some decent hardware then. You must be running some shitty old hardware if 7 or newer isn't supported.

yes.

Give me some, then. Im not paying for it.

Theres no evidence that 7 is less shit.

[Maha]

go on jenius. What do you suggest..

Can I make a suggestion?.. Kip McGrath.

[iYRe]

Theres no evidence that 7 is less shit.

yes.. there is. I am a linux user, but I'm paid to support win xp/7/8, and 7 is best. XP is dead

[SMOKEU]

yes.

Give me some, then. Im not paying for it.

Theres no evidence that 7 is less shit.

What are you going to do then when XP support is over? It's a 12 year old OS already, get rid of it.
At least 7 has much better software support than XP, if that's a reason to make it "less shit".

[avgas]

go on jenius. What do you suggest..

Anything made in the last 10 years. Except OSX.

[Mushu]

It's pretty easy to get a win xp key, just go to a place like red shed and find a computer case, take a pic of the license sticker on the side then put a scratch through it so it can't be used again, easy free legit xp