Well I was told my new bike would turn me into a hooligan

[buggerit]

Ah well, threads dying then....

pingpong balls maybe?

[Drew]

Good for you. See if you can use it to imagine something that doesn't involve your dick. And I really want one of those dice that goes to infinity...

Back as a lad, and indeed still, motive boils down to few things.

From time to time though, I imagine what I can do on a bike. Then go out and do it.

[nerrrd]

Back as a lad, and indeed still, motive boils down to few things.

From time to time though, I imagine what I can do on a bike. Then go out and do it.

Sounds limiting - try imagining what you can't do on a bike, then go out and do that.

[buggerit]

Sounds limiting - try imagining what you can't do on a bike, then go out and do that.

sounds bent

[The Reibz]

How the fuck did this thread make this many pages of straight bullshit?

[nerrrd]

sounds bent

With a username like yours I can see how you might think that.

How the fuck did this thread make this many pages of straight bullshit?

Don't worry I think it's mostly dead now.

[ducatilover]

And just to clarify I never have and never will polish Katmans knob,

I reckon I've polished more knobs than you

I also want your bike, you're a naughty cunt and don't deserve it.

[leathel]

How the fuck did this thread make this many pages of straight bullshit?

By people posting bullshit in it ....how else

[Grizzo]

This reminds me of a Skidmark thread

[scumdog]

This reminds me of a Skidmark thread

Hmm it's got a wee way to go yet....

[Drew]

Hmm it's got a wee way to go yet....

I'm bloody working on it!

Not a lot of material to work with, and I tend not to go straight to threats of burning down people's houses any more.

[nzmikey]

lol is that all .... yooooouuuu Rookie ...

Try $510 & 50 points .... twice i 6mths ... I win

[caseye]

lol is that all .... yooooouuuu Rookie ...

Try $510 & 50 points .... twice i 6mths ... I win

The worry is that you and certain udders around ere think that's funny or somehow smart.
it ain't.

[nzmikey]

The worry is that you and certain udders around ere think that's funny or somehow smart.
it ain't.

Mate all I can do now is laugh about it .... why dwell on it & let it get you down ... I have done two 28days off ( read as 35 by the time they get their shit sorted ) & am now looking at 3mths ....

it is a case of shit happens, both times I was the only vehicle around ( other than Mr ) & both times it was NOT an excessive speed.

1st time I did not run as I did not think I was speeding / going the speed I was quoted & if I had run I very much doubt he would have got me

2nd time the cunt was smart & I was on the motorway he did not turn the disco lights on until was within 80m of my ass at which point I had slowed to the posted speed . ( turns out I also went to school with him & he also rides a bike, hence why he used the sneaky tactic of leaving it till last second before he put the lights on as he knew there was no way the dunny door could have kept up )

[scumdog]

2nd time the cunt was smart & I was on the motorway he did not turn the disco lights on until was within 80m of my ass at which point I had slowed to the posted speed . ( turns out I also went to school with him & he also rides a bike, hence why he used the sneaky tactic of leaving it till last second before he put the lights on as he knew there was no way the dunny door could have kept up )

Oooh, that's all wrong - he should have turned the disco lights on at the mandatory 93.7metres behind you...