Well I was told my new bike would turn me into a hooligan

[Drew]

I dont know why, but her KB posts always made me think of a fat middle aged woman, kinda like dotcom, but shes actually the opposite.


(No stalker, was checking out her bike at the Blue ride, saw her get on it, then realised later it was probably her).

Same here! Except someone sent a link to a facebook page they said was hers...So I prolly am a stalker for having followed it.

[leathel]

Imagine the stalkers there will be now

You two thought she was fat and middle aged and still stalked her

[bosslady]

I dont know why, but her KB posts always made me think of a fat middle aged woman, kinda like dotcom, but shes actually the opposite.

(No stalker, was checking out her bike at the Blue ride, saw her get on it, then realised later it was probably her).

I hope you didn't look too hard. Obviously not, else your eyes woulda started bleeding from the hurt.

Same here! Except someone sent a link to a facebook page they said was hers...So I prolly am a stalker for having followed it.

Why do people keep spreading around my FB page link? It's so wierd, I've heard this almost a half a dozen times now. What do people expect me to look like? The funniest thing is that people in the "real world" have formed a similar opinion of me in the past, one time a customer said (after meeting me for the first time) HE: "You're not what I expected you to be", ME: "Really??? And what was that?" HE: "A FAT LESBIAN." The fat part is right, just not the middle aged or lesbian bits. I'm somewhere between 0 and 5, probably a 3.5, self rated of course.

Imagine the stalkers there will be now

You two thought she was fat and middle aged and still stalked her

That's pretty funny, rep!

[nerrrd]

I hope you didn't look too hard. Obviously not, else your eyes woulda started bleeding from the hurt...

...The fat part is right, just not the middle aged or lesbian bits. I'm somewhere between 0 and 5, probably a 3.5, self rated of course.

Just take a look at one the ads for that "Embarrassing Fat Bodies" programme, you'll feel a whole lot better about yourself when you see those poor people (and your eyes will bleed).

[Banditbandit]

Why do people keep spreading around my FB page link? It's so wierd

Huh ?? How come the real stalkers don't get to see it - oh wait ...

[baffa]

I hope you didn't look too hard. Obviously not, else your eyes woulda started bleeding from the hurt.



Why do people keep spreading around my FB page link? It's so wierd, I've heard this almost a half a dozen times now. What do people expect me to look like? The funniest thing is that people in the "real world" have formed a similar opinion of me in the past, one time a customer said (after meeting me for the first time) HE: "You're not what I expected you to be", ME: "Really??? And what was that?" HE: "A FAT LESBIAN." The fat part is right, just not the middle aged or lesbian bits. I'm somewhere between 0 and 5, probably a 3.5, self rated of course.



That's pretty funny, rep!

I think its a combination of your constant grumpyness, and the fact you can spell.
If you used text speak or something, that would somehow seem more girly. I dont know how these things work.

And yeah, I love the rims and tyres on your bike, hence the bike perving. The guys who were gonna do the ride with me had ditched, leaving me to small talk with wierd old men and check out the bikes. If it makes you feel any better I got a faceful of crappy exhaust in my face sitting behind you.

[Drew]

Why do people keep spreading around my FB page link?

Woah woah woah. This implies I passed it on. I didn't.

I got sent a link, followed it and wondered. "Who's this bitch"? Closed it and moved on.

[unstuck]

What do people expect me to look like?

But with more facial hair.

[awa355]

Sign outside Bosslady's office.

[Ender EnZed]

Woah woah woah. This implies I passed it on. I didn't.

Took me about 4 minutes to find with a little KB general knowledge. The internet's a small place.

It's not stalking if it's on Facebook.

[leathel]

Took me about 4 minutes to find with a little KB general knowledge. The internet's a small place.

It's not stalking if it's on Facebook.

and thus another stalker is outed :P

[bosslady]

I think its a combination of your constant grumpyness, and the fact you can spell.
If you used text speak or something, that would somehow seem more girly. I dont know how these things work.

And yeah, I love the rims and tyres on your bike, hence the bike perving. The guys who were gonna do the ride with me had ditched, leaving me to small talk with wierd old men and check out the bikes. If it makes you feel any better I got a faceful of crappy exhaust in my face sitting behind you.

What do you mean a face full of crappy exhaust?

Woah woah woah. This implies I passed it on. I didn't.

I got sent a link, followed it and wondered. "Who's this bitch"? Closed it and moved on.

No, it didn't. I meant that obviously someone had passed it on to you, hence the sharing of my FB page and I've heard heaps of people have seen it. I don't actually care there's nothing exciting on there, I've no life.

But with more facial hair.

I can't see whatever pic that is?

Sign outside Bosslady's office.

Haha that's pretty funny.

[Smifffy]

What do you mean a face full of crappy exhaust?

Flatulence?

[Drew]

Flatulence?

Sounds to me like following through, if the other chap got a face full.

[baffa]

What do you mean a face full of crappy exhaust?

At some point on the ride I was behind you at the lights. Stinky DRZ is stinky.


Love how this thread has transformed as certain details come to light.
Creepy bastards