Len Brown, eh?

[avgas]

Yes Please

Sorry though the thread read Lion Brown, eh?

As you were

Nah just cheap sex.

I can see how you got those 2 confused.

[scott411]

Would you be saying the same if it was a tory mayor? It isn't like they're immune from the odd sex "scandal".

Worth Stood down over less, and Banksy should resign as a member of parliment as well, National will win the by election anyway,

[mashman]

Oh FFS....

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/poli...may-save-Brown

Just when you thought this couldnt get any better....

Is this an example of the sleazy lizards that infest civic leadership? No wonder no one votes - you would need a shower afterwards

I would have thought of there had have been a political motive that the mudslinging would have started before the voting for maximum damage. He likely would have quit the race.

[Zedder]

I would have thought of there had have been a political motive that the mudslinging would have started before the voting for maximum damage. He likely would have quit the race.

That's true, but with names like Luigi and Palino who knows whatsa really going on mashaman?

[mashman]

That's true, but with names like Luigi and Palino who knows whatsa really going on mashaman?

Ida be a surprisda iffa anyone a knows. a.

[SPman]

and as for the sleazy lizard that outed the sleazy lizard...

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10813552

[Smifffy]

Len got the better deal. He got to eat chinese, wheras Chuang only got two minute noodles.

[AllanB]

Bet she's shaved down there ...........

[Banditbandit]

The shoes and the green top look like they came from uncle Wang's two dollar shop. Nothing very classy there, Mind you, I have always said, the next one I turn down would have to be bloody rough.

When I said "top earner" I didn't mean classy - meant high turn-over - lots of customers ... good for the cash flow ...

[oldrider]

When I said "top earner" I didn't mean classy - meant high turn-over - lots of customers ... good for the cash flow ...

Like the difference between selling mansions and hamburgers!

[Banditbandit]

Like the difference between selling mansions and filet of fish!

There - fixed it ...

[Tigadee]

Like the difference between selling circumcisions and corn chips?

[ellipsis]

selling circumcisions ?

...came across a shop window in an Indian town once that had an eclectic display of 'things' in its window...upon looking inside and finding nothing apart from a desk and a door, and asking what the shop sold, was told by a smiling Indian chap, 'we do circumcisions but dont think a window with jars full of pickled prepuces would be a great window display'...

[avgas]

...came across a shop window in an Indian town once that had an eclectic display of 'things' in its window...upon looking inside and finding nothing apart from a desk and a door, and asking what the shop sold, was told by a smiling Indian chap, 'we do circumcisions but dont think a window with jars full of pickled prepuces would be a great window display'...

Did they have cutbacks during the recession?

[Tigadee]

That reminds me of a joke:
A village medicine man who performs circumcisions kept all the little bits of foreskin in a very large jar. When the jar got full, he took it to the local luggage maker and asked for the skins to be made into a leather suitcase.

The man said, "Right, come back in a week and it'll be ready for you."

The medicine man returned a week later and was presented with a lovely-looking leather suitcase, but it was only the size of a shoe box.

"What's this?!" cried the medicine man. "It's tiny!! How am I to fit anything in?"

"Not to worry," said the luggage maker. "Just stroke it!"