Sad! How will deaf people enjoy a good fart any more? Can't hear 'em and now won't be able to smell 'em either...tis a sad world...
Mad nagging bitch!
Sad
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
mad thou rider
thats great, but will it muffle the sound when she queefs?
Whip it, whip it good!
I think a fanny fart should still be audible, this only blocks aroma. EEewwwwwww, imagine a queef that smells badOriginally Posted by tigertim20
My rep ability is limited at the moment, I just wanted to say, you are a sick bastard
NEDWN VIII
Add some coloured chalk dust and hope for small but notable puff a sweet release, for that visual effect.Sad
Forum whore
I clicked on the link & glimpsed the photo, which reminded so much of last night that I closed it instantly. Felt stalked for a moment.
So I'm not sure how the gruds work but shirley if your rectal effervescence has nowhere to go then a queef will just be a combo, like at the Chinese takeaway, pork, fish & chicken in the same box.
Manopausal.
Rasta Ratskins
So by removing the odour from the air, it follows that there is a build up of concentrated pure fartness! Some type type of slip in gusset collector maybe? Think how dangerous these things could be?
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Forum whore
Unbelievable. It's probably the anti-second-hand-smoke brigade, they've got involved but gone one step further. The bastards!
Anarchic Wild Child
Seriously ?? What an excellent idea .. the "odour" of farts are air-born particles of shit that float up your nose and interact with your sensory organs ...
Just to be clear ... that's little particles of shit wafting around in ther air - that you breath in through your nose or mouth ...
So anything that stops that is a very good thing ...
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Forum whore
Lighten up, it's not a health hazard.
Anarchic Wild Child
Little bits of air-borne shit floating up your nose is not a health hazard ???
Who do you think you are kidding !!!
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Forum whore
I'm not kidding anyone twin bandit. Do some research, I'm off for a bike ride.
Just faidin away!
Dunno, always found farting in leathers on the bike damn difficult ... you have to use so much force that you are in danger of crapping your tweeds!
Definitely not a good look!
Best chance of success is to stand up and be gentle ... of course your pillion is on to your game ... more trouble next stop!
Don't forget to bring a towel
SWIM told me these would make mean filters for the exhaust fan on your grow room.
The metal is always nude.
Bet they can't make it for a gee-string or mankini though
"...you meet the weirdest people riding a Guzzi !!..."
Forum whore
No, no, no. You have to do a little squirm & roll your cheeks apart slightly, the gruds should be taught across the buttocks, not chewed, to allow room for the expansion of gas & dissipation down the legs of the strides.Dunno, always found farting in leathers on the bike damn difficult ... you have to use so much force that you are in danger of crapping your tweeds!
Definitely not a good look!
Best chance of success is to stand up and be gentle ... of course your pillion is on to your game ... more trouble next stop!
The gases in question are combustible & a result of fermentation while digesting food, it's a by product of shit production, it's not shit. If your farts smell the same as your shit then you need to either change your diet or the frequency of your movements.
Manopausal.
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