When Grampas go bad

[slofox]

Grand-daughter gets out of the bath at the end of the day today. She walks into the lounge, draped in a towel, for me to dry her off and for her to choose her next set of clothing (her choice and ONLY her choice - since the age of one).

Half way across the room she stops, bends down and looks at her leg. "Fuck" she says...I'm a little stopped in my tracks. "What did you say?" I ask. "I said FUCK" she replies and goes on "Look! There's this speck on my leg! You didn't wash it off!"

"Hey, dammit, don't blame ME! YOU were supposed to wash that bit!" She bends down and removes the "speck" of whatever it was. "Well, I'm sticking it on your carpet" she informs me and she delivers the withering look that only a three year old can.

Fucked if I know where she learned that word...oops

God help any future boyfriends I say...

[awa355]

" Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get poor Rover a bone.

As she bent over, Rover showed her, he had a bone of his own."

Nah, that might be over the top for wee littleies.

[Drew]

Grand-daughter gets out of the bath at the end of the day today. She walks into the lounge, draped in a towel, for me to dry her off and for her to choose her next set of clothing (her choice and ONLY her choice - since the age of one).

Half way across the room she stops, bends down and looks at her leg. "Fuck" she says...I'm a little stopped in my tracks. "What did you say?" I ask. "I said FUCK" she replies and goes on "Look! There's this speck on my leg! You didn't wash it off!"

"Hey, dammit, don't blame ME! YOU were supposed to wash that bit!" She bends down and removes the "speck" of whatever it was. "Well, I'm sticking it on your carpet" she informs me and she delivers the withering look that only a three year old can.

Fucked if I know where she learned that word...oops

God help any future boyfriends I say...

I'd have played that a tad differently. Damp bum+"Fuck"= WHACK, "you know damned well you're not allowed to say that word"!

[awa355]

Another gem to hand down.

(Row Row Row Your Boat) Roll, roll, roll your joint twist it at the end, take a puff, that's enough and pass it to a friend.


Mary had a little lamb, His fleece all white and whispy,
Along came foot and mouth disease,
And now he's black and crispy.

[slofox]

I'd have played that a tad differently. Damp bum+"Fuck"= WHACK, "you know damned well you're not allowed to say that word"!

Oh...err - I was gonna give her a Gold Star award for mastery of the use of the expletive. Correct grammar, appropriate context, excellent intonation etc.