Weird things your pets do

[98tls]

Our cat loves rolling around in my used underclothes,come home from work and jump in the shower hes in there like a robbers dog,goes nuts rolling around the dirty bastard.Singlets and t-shirt sleeves are the items of choice.

[slofox]

Our cat loves rolling around in my used underclothes,come home from work and jump in the shower hes in there like a robbers dog,goes nuts rolling around the dirty bastard.Singlets and t-shirt sleeves are the items of choice.

My cat does that. But she prefers sweaty undies.

[ellipsis]

...our dog made French Toast for me this morning, and a cup of coffee, but when I got up to eat it, I realised that the fukn dog was telling fibs...there was no breakfast...then I remembered we don't have a dog...

[98tls]

My cat does that. But she prefers sweaty undies.

No doubt mine would if i wore em.

[98tls]

...our dog made French Toast for me this morning, and a cup of coffee, but when I got up to eat it, I realised that the fukn dog was telling fibs...there was no breakfast...then I remembered we don't have a dog...

Gimme an ounce of what your on eh...

[oldrider]

...our dog made French Toast for me this morning, and a cup of coffee, but when I got up to eat it, I realised that the fukn dog was telling fibs...there was no breakfast...then I remembered we don't have a dog...

A man once said to me "your mother couldn't have been a good woman to have such a bastard"! ...... I never understood

......... until I started reading your posts! ...................... (happy new year)

[vifferman]

Weird things my pets do? Too many things to list, but their latest thing is going off their nuts at the neighbour's farkin' cat, which likes to come over to visit at bugger-all AM in the morning, and have a crap in the wife's vege garden. (The lettuce seedlings are all farkt).
Then there's anyone with the audacity to walk past the front gate, especially with a pet in tow; they get the hysterical barking. (The anti-bark collar's waiting on the kitchen bench, Barney!)
If Sasha even thinks she's done something wrong, she rolls over on her back at your feet, looks all sweet and innocent as if to say, "Me sorreeee!" and invariably ends up with a tummy rub instead of a growling. She seems to have stopped picking the strawberries off just before they were ripe (courtesy of a cage and netting over them), and the thrill of hunting snails and leaving them on the front doorstep seems to have waned. Still loves leaping up and planting her front paws in your chest if you say "walk' (or even if she thinks you might be about to say it...). We have to spell 'walk', or use alternative words, like "perambulate", or say "bee-atch" instead of "beach", or "VW" instead of "car", as otherwise the two dogs go absolutely farking mental.

[Zarkov]

Cat thinks it's a lion.

What do people?



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