Mike Webb, MotoGP Race Director, speaking in Hamilton, 9 Jan

[Rcktfsh]

Excellent night, for those who missed out hopefully Mike will come along again next year.

[Robert Taylor]

Excellent night, for those who missed out hopefully Mike will come along again next year.

Did Mike offer advice to you on the perils of vertically challenged road racers with very limited body mass and therefore absorption capacity not drinking heavily the night before race day? Especially given the travel costs to further displaced race venues.

[Oscar]

Did Mike offer advice to you on the perils of vertically challenged road racers with very limited body mass and therefore absorption capacity not drinking heavily the night before race day? Especially given the travel costs to further displaced race venues.

I have pictures of you at Phillip Island in the Motor Home.

[Rcktfsh]

Did Mike offer advice to you on the perils of vertically challenged road racers with very limited body mass and therefore absorption capacity not drinking heavily the night before race day? Especially given the travel costs to further displaced race venues.

Those bloody South Islander bugs didn't come out of a bottle! Only just come right.

[Robert Taylor]

Those bloody South Islander bugs didn't come out of a bottle! Only just come right.

Poor defence, I'd seek better counsel.