Ask Uncle for shit advice

[husaberg]

Hey! You are goood! That really is shit advice. Thinking of getting one of these, hope I am on the right track!

Thanks but consider this do really you have enough mullet to pull of a yank ute.............
Unless you are inconceivably under-endowed stick with a Japanese one.....

[Laava]

Been no mullet on my head for decades! More like a sun fish!

[husaberg]

Been no mullet on my head for decades! More like a sun fish!

Well then no ute for you, have to get yourself a cortina or something like that.........

[george formby]

Been no mullet on my head for decades! More like a sun fish!

Saw a Sun fish t'other day. You did not spring to mind. Saw a Puffer fish when I was spear fishing. Take the spines off.....

How do I recover from this? She flashed her Map'o Tassie!




http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/only-i...-1226818301416

[SMOKEU]

What's the best way of getting rid of a dead hooker?

[husaberg]

How do I recover from this? She flashed her Map'o Tassie!

I suggest you jerk off over the ABC weather-girl shes hot.............

[Laava]

Well then no ute for you, have to get yourself a cortina or something like that.........

Oh it wasn,t the ute I was after!

[husaberg]

Oh it wasn,t the ute I was after!

was it i shudder to ask........... the bloke then?
You can't have the rail cause it doesn't have mudguards silly....

[husaberg]

What's the best way of getting rid of a dead hooker?

Keep her alive till shes finished digging her own grave first.. if you couldn't wait.......Use Pigs of course....
The only problem is after you have successfully got rid of the first one, you will only want to make more dead hookers.

[caspernz]

If my bravo drops me off with a 60 mil mortar and 81 mil ammo...does he want me to just harden up, or is he trying to get rid of me?

[husaberg]

If my bravo drops me off with a 60 mil mortar and 81 mil ammo...does he want me to just harden up, or is he trying to get rid of me?

I am not sure the ammo will fit, I suggest for you to tap them in with a Bigboy Hammer........

[caspernz]

I am not sure the ammo will fit, I suggest for you to tap them in with a Bigboy Hammer........

Aaahh thank you, come to think of it...his wifey liked my big boy hammer, so maybe he's worked it out...

[husaberg]

Aaahh thank you, come to think of it...his wifey liked my big boy hammer, so maybe he's worked it out...

Nar They never do until you bang her in front of him...........

[Katman]

Edbear's already done a thread like this.

His advice was shit too.

[Laava]

Saw a Puffer fish when I was spear fishing. Take the spines off.....

Buster Gonad? I know you know what I am talking about!