Ask Uncle for shit advice

[husaberg]

Edbear's already done a thread like this.

His advice was shit too.

Very good and everyone said you were not funny...........oh well Democracy rules

[caspernz]

My mind is often on tits and arse...so why does the "less is more" maxim sound confusing in that context to me?

And I did a double take the other day at a long haired cyclist with a lovely posterior. Turned out it was a bloke with shaved legs

Which bible college should I apply to?

[husaberg]

My mind is often on tits and arse...so why does the "less is more" maxim sound confusing in that context to me?

And I did a double take the other day at a long haired cyclist with a lovely posterior. Turned out it was a bloke with shaved legs

Which bible college should I apply to?

Never mind the less is more, Their are exceptions to all rules
More and often is a theory i subscribe to.
It always makes me laugh when women imply to me guys can't multitask...
"Its like lady of course we can, i just undressed you with my eyes and held a lucid conversation with you about your Cat, for FS..."(well i think it was her cat i got side tracked when she said pussy)

Re the cyclist most mainstream ones are "OUT" for you I'm afraid.....
But seeing as you like guys on pushbikes maybe time to consider becoming a Mormon

[MIXONE]

I keep having thoughts of a sadistic,necrophyliac,beastiality variety.
Am I flogging a dead horse?

[husaberg]

I keep having thoughts of a sadistic,necrophyliac,beastiality variety.
Am I flogging a dead horse?

Maybe should should start your own thread instead of reading my own sick jokes

Necrophilia -Best ever date for valentines no need to bring flowers cause she already has plenty.

Necrophilia -You can be pretty sure she can't get pregnant..

Necrophilia - putting the FUN into funeral.....

Necrophilia-putting the 'mating' into cremating.

Necrophilia - putting the rot in erotic .

Necrophilia - Thinking inside the box.

Necrophilia- Better late than never.

Necrophilia. I dig it.

Necrophilia isn't rape, it's recycling.

Necrophilia is dead boring....Try incest, it's only relatively boring.

Necrophilia: where pulling the plug is considered foreplay.

At what point does CPR become Necrophilia? Probably when you stick your cock in.

Remember - It's not Necrophilia if she's on life support!

Lastly a little Necrophilia never killed anyone.

But my all time fav is this one, tell it to your mum she will laugh her tits off..

So I was eating this woman out once and I tasted horse semen, so I think to myself so that's how you died grandma?

[skippa1]

What are the winning numbers for lotto this week?

[husaberg]

What are the winning numbers for lotto this week?

Tell you on Sunday ok........
Go to the casino and put all your money on Red

if you win use the money to insure grandma, get her pissed and convince her to play Russian roulette with you, the odds are better

[skippa1]

Tell you on Sunday ok........
Go to the casino and put all your money on Red

if you win use the money to insure grandma, get her pissed and convince her to play Russian roulette with you, the odds are better

That's shit advice

[husaberg]

That's shit advice

Thanks Its in the title of the Thread.
Give Mrs Skippa a wink take her to bed, mount her from behind then Tell her.
Shit Maryanne The diet not working and its about time she exercised more, cause her sister/co-worker etc had a much nicer ass.
Time yourself how long it takes before she bucks you off.
Go on... i know you want to...last time i did it to her said she thought it was great............

[skippa1]

Thanks Its in the title of the Thread.
Give Mrs Skippa a wink take her to bed, mount her from behind then Tell her.
Shit Maryanne The diet not working and its about time she exercised more, cause her sister/co-worker etc had a much nicer ass.
Time yourself how long it takes before she bucks you off.
Go on... i know you want to...last time i did it to her said she thought it was great............

Fuck its nothing more than a dried arrangement now. Used to shoot like a gun, it's like a budgie being sick now

[husaberg]

Fuck its nothing more than a dried arrangement now. Used to shoot like a gun, it's like a budgie being sick now

Considered more prozac in your coffee?
Never mind its valentines next week so i think you should deflower a virgin. ya got any hot looking nieces in New Plymouth

[caspernz]

Never mind the less is more, Their are exceptions to all rules
More and often is a theory i subscribe to.
It always makes me laugh when women imply to me guys can't multitask...
"Its like lady of course we can, i just undressed you with my eyes and held a lucid conversation with you about your Cat, for FS..."(well i think it was her cat i got side tracked when she said pussy)

Re the cyclist most mainstream ones are "OUT" for you I'm afraid.....
But seeing as you like guys on pushbikes maybe time to consider becoming a Mormon

So I should just stick to perving at the girls on the treadmills at the gym? They seem a little perturbed by the T-shirt with handcuffs and ballgag on it for some reason...any suggestions on what T-shirts I should wear?

The training program for one religious sector just looked like a pain in the arse......and a classic case of do as I say, don't do as I do

[ellipsis]

...your advice, true to it's name, is shit...and shit...etc...yours faithfully... not....

[husaberg]

So I should just stick to perving at the girls on the treadmills at the gym? They seem a little perturbed by the T-shirt with handcuffs and ballgag on it for some reason...any suggestions on what T-shirts I should wear?

The training program for one religious sector just looked like a pain in the arse......and a classic case of do as I say, don't do as I do

Firsty things first you sick Freak........

The best place for perving you amateur is the stairmaster........
Handcuff are for posers .....
zip ties and duct tape is hat the pro's use turs NO NO into "MMMMMMMMM....mmmmmmmmmmm"

The tee shirt well go for something like this appeals to the milfs as well......


Religion FFS Form your own cult...
don't be tied to any mainstream bible-bashing they have all the hot young one all tied up and brainwashed already

[husaberg]

...your advice, true to it's name, is shit...and shit...etc...yours faithfully... not....

Thanks i am glad you took mine though.It was time you came clean.....
I hope your misses feel better now about sharing her underwear with you....