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    Aaahh yes, will go well with my "Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver" singlet.

    Shame to see that some others can't see the fun in word play...

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    Quote Originally Posted by caspernz View Post
    Aaahh yes, will go well with my "Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver" singlet.

    Shame to see that some others can't see the fun in word play...
    I guess not everyone is that cleaver, some are just not so sharp, I'd hate to be that blunt that i was dull.



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    Whats up no one need shit advice anymore..........
    Everybody still listening to bloody polly..........



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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    Whats up no one need shit advice anymore..........
    Everybody still listening to bloody polly..........
    So I'm going for a helicopter ride tomorrow, can you refresh me on the water bombing technique in windy weather? Been a while since I've done any mortar attacks, let alone yellow water drops from 5000 feet up...using Durex extra strong to ensure integrity from our chosen heights.

    The chopper pilot is in on the attack by the way, his suggestion or dare even...

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    Quote Originally Posted by caspernz View Post
    So I'm going for a helicopter ride tomorrow, can you refresh me on the water bombing technique in windy weather? Been a while since I've done any mortar attacks, let alone yellow water drops from 5000 feet up...using Durex extra strong to ensure integrity from our chosen heights.

    The chopper pilot is in on the attack by the way, his suggestion or dare even...
    Oh that's a very good question.
    Its been awhile, The last advice on helicopter hijinks was how funny it would be to land on the pub roof on Scottish pub, It sure went down a treat
    I would suggest to aim for a big target such as the Auckland 9's......... or Ohakea what is the worst that could happen........



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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    Oh that's a very good question.
    Its been awhile, The last advice on helicopter hijinks was how funny it would be to land on the pub roof on Scottish pub, It sure went down a treat
    I would suggest to aim for a big target such as the Auckland 9's......... or Ohakea what is the worst that could happen........
    If you see anything on the 6 o'clock news tomorrow that includes the phrase: "And they tried to paint downtown brown from a great height..." it wasn't me. Best I not tell you which heliport we're lifting off from then...

    Will report back tomorrow night.

    Anyone know a good lawyer who has experience with aerial bombardment allegations?

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    Lawyer try for Shapele Corgies one.. locked up for 9 years in a all girls prison in Thailand on $330000 per year. Eating tuna and chicken Sandbitches Sounds like paradise to me............



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