Soon-to-be noob biker saying Hi (KiwiGeek)

**KiwiGeek** · 22nd February 2014, 22:54

I am a loud, proud JAFA who is a season ticket holder at Eden Park. I am also a petrolhead of the first order. If they race it, I will probably watch it.

I am stubborn and opiniated but if presented with verifiable evicence I will change my mind

I have a warpeed sense of humour and a mind that is so warped that it is coming round for it's third lap.

I love science fiction, good comedy, entertaining action, well wrtten drama and horror movies that play with your mind, although I don't mind the occasional splaterfest as long as it isn't idiotic.

**haydes55** · 22nd February 2014, 23:03

Originally Posted by KiwiGeek

I am a loud, proud JAFA who is a season ticket holder at Eden Park. I am also a petrolhead of the first order. If they race it, I will probably watch it.

I am stubborn and opiniated but if presented with verifiable evicence I will change my mind

I have a warpeed sense of humour and a mind that is so warped that it is coming round for it's third lap.

I love science fiction, good comedy, entertaining action, well wrtten drama and horror movies that play with your mind, although I don't mind the occasional splaterfest as long as it isn't idiotic.

Yeah yeah yeah.... But do you like long walks on the beach?

Welcome. What bikes are on your watch list or in your shed?

**oneblackflag** · 22nd February 2014, 23:06

Originally Posted by KiwiGeek

I am a loud, proud JAFA who is a season ticket holder at Eden Park. I am also a petrolhead of the first order. If they race it, I will probably watch it.

I am stubborn and opiniated but if presented with verifiable evicence I will change my mind

I have a warpeed sense of humour and a mind that is so warped that it is coming round for it's third lap.

I love science fiction, good comedy, entertaining action, well wrtten drama and horror movies that play with your mind, although I don't mind the occasional splaterfest as long as it isn't idiotic.

Let us know what you look like and this could be a 'Findsomeone' profile

Welcome.

What sorta bike are you looking at buying?

**caspernz** · 22nd February 2014, 23:23

Just one rule to remember on KB, we have Harley owners and actual bike riders...

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**EJK** · 22nd February 2014, 23:23

Q: How many ears does Picard have?

A: Three. A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

Welcome to KiwiBiker.

**Akzle** · 23rd February 2014, 06:59

Originally Posted by KiwiGeek

If they race it, I will probably watch it.

how do you feel about,,

...the swift series

**KiwiGeek** · 23rd February 2014, 07:33

Originally Posted by haydes55

Yeah yeah yeah.... But do you like long walks on the beach?

Not with you, sweety.

Welcome. What bikes are on your watch list or in your shed?

Nothing in the shed yet. I am buying a well maintained SR240 to learn on but have not yet scoped what would fit my odd shaped body.

**KiwiGeek** · 23rd February 2014, 07:39

Originally Posted by oneblackflag

Let us know what you look like and this could be a 'Findsomeone' profile

Just giving you guys a heads up. From now on smartass mode is fully engaged.

Welcome.

Thanks

What sorta bike are you looking at buying?

A 250 to practice on then, once I am confident enough to hit the motorway, something bigger from the LAMS list.

I am partial to the more classic looking bike, such as the Royal Enfield, but ultimately it will be my wallet that decides.

**KiwiGeek** · 23rd February 2014, 07:52

Originally Posted by caspernz

Just one rule to remember on KB, we have Harley owners and actual bike riders...

The sound of a nice V sends a shiver of pleasure up and down my spine, be it a twin, a six (under the bonnet of my Holden) an eight (I so want a P1!) a ten or a twelve, but I don't fancy sliding out on my own oil or driving a car that spontaneously combusts

**KiwiGeek** · 23rd February 2014, 07:59

Originally Posted by Akzle

how do you feel about,,

...the swift series

It was OK. Betterr than that rotary shit, that's for sure. I actually recently helped my young nephew buy a Swift Sport under the condition that until it is paid off it remains under my name and if there is any hooning or the payments stop the car is gone. It is a good little car.

**FJRider** · 23rd February 2014, 08:54

Originally Posted by KiwiGeek

I am stubborn and opiniated but if presented with verifiable evicence I will change my mind

I have a warpeed sense of humour and a mind that is so warped that it is coming round for it's third lap.

I think you'll fit in well here ...

Welcome to KB ... never get mad at what is said to you ... just get even ...

**rustyrobot** · 23rd February 2014, 09:11

Originally Posted by KiwiGeek

It was OK. Betterr than that rotary shit, that's for sure. I actually recently helped my young nephew buy a Swift Sport under the condition that until it is paid off it remains under my name and if there is any hooning or the payments stop the car is gone. It is a good little car.

Geez - what a generous uncle! Welcome to KB mate. Now I was just looking at a 2014 Ducati Panigale on Trademe this morning - if I promise not to hoon in it...

**oneblackflag** · 23rd February 2014, 09:13

Originally Posted by KiwiGeek

have not yet scoped what would fit my odd shaped body.

don't let them know before the date, just let them see that bombshell; spend the rest of the date showing how funny and sweet you are. For God's sake don't forget the Rufinol... Looks like you'll be needing it