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    Aye gurl, wanna ride on my UH-60 Blackc**k.


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    Aye Gurl, wanna bounce around a little on my hummer?
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    is this thread turning into a series of confessions? lines you lot tried that just didnt work?
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    There were 26 of us 'uddled in box int' middle of t'motorway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ulsterkiwi View Post
    is this thread turning into a series of confessions? lines you lot tried that just didnt work?
    Well, are you going to give us a lesson or what?

    "Aye gurl, you must be the bomb cause you blew me away."



    OK, maybe that'll never work...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ulsterkiwi View Post
    is this thread turning into a series of confessions? lines you lot tried that just didnt work?
    Tip of the iceberg mate...

    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    "Aye gurl, you must be the bomb cause you blew me away."
    Aye gurl, you're an IE-double-D, and I'll make you explode under me
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    We are going rhymes now huh?

    Aye gurl, roses are red, violets are blue, my pants' under fire, pew-pew pew-pew.


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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    We are going rhymes now huh?

    Aye gurl, roses are red, violets are blue, my pants' under fire, pew-pew pew-pew.
    You pewed your pants ???
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    We're going with whatever we can think of EJK, but why is nobody else getting in on this?

    Aye gurl, these medals are a fake as your tits, so lets rub them together go back to my place and throw em all down on the counter
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    How'd ya like to be stabbed with me beef bayonet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    How'd ya like to be stabbed with me beef bayonet.
    surely that one would work?
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    Aye gurl, I can shoot two Tangos with one shot and by Tangos I don't mean "targets".


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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    OK Dave, I'll bite.

    Tell us all what you did to get that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    OK Dave, I'll bite.

    Tell us all what you did to get that.
    He's a graphics designer. Ofcourse he photoshopped it


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