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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Especially when they slap a towel over your face then drown you and then revive you and then slap a towel over your face then drown you and then revive you and then............
    Sounds like the wet dream I had last night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    There can be only one.
    Connor MacLeod

    Quote Originally Posted by cynna View Post
    air is free - just inject that into them
    20ml does the job

    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    bullet. Head or chest i would accept. I use lots of bullets. I know what they do.
    Lethal injection (sodium variety) no thanks. Electrocution, drowning, gassing, hanging etc, seen the results. Nope.
    Oscar Pistorius & his black talon wad cutters will take care of that for ya
    Should have a search for a video called Faces of Death that'll give you a good look at what each is like up close

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneblackflag View Post
    An old fashioned public stoning probably would do wonders for would be offenders.
    Have you ever seen some stoning videos from snackbaristan? It's very fucked up, and not really in a good way. But you're right, it will deter crime.

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    The yanks should go back to hanging, but this time around actually learn to do it properly, like how the poms used to do it.

    Time from the hangman entering the cell to the condemned hanging in the pit, 15-20 seconds. Makes the whole process easier for everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    Have you ever seen some stoning videos from snackbaristan? It's very fucked up, and not really in a good way. But you're right, it will deter crime.
    Yea don't think I could stomach watching... Or the "ala snackbar" remarks repeated over and over in the background savages...
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    Quote Originally Posted by T.W.R View Post
    video called Faces of Death that'll give you a good look at what each is like up close
    youre gonna give smokey wet dreams for weeks.
    (im not going to look up that shit)

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneblackflag View Post
    Yea don't think I could stomach watching... Or the "ala snackbar" remarks repeated over and over in the background savages...
    That crackbaring never stops being funny.

    Quote Originally Posted by T.W.R View Post
    Connor MacLeod
    Should have a search for a video called Faces of Death that'll give you a good look at what each is like up close
    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    youre gonna give smokey wet dreams for weeks.
    (im not going to look up that shit)
    I've seen some excerpts of that movie, and it was interesting to say the least. www.theync.com is better though.

    Don't be a pussy Akzle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneblackflag View Post
    Sounds like the wet dream I had last night.
    That's a might tad disturbing.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    That's a might tad disturbing.
    .... And you haven't even seen the sheets...
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    Ironic that the suppliers, wanting to effectively protest, won't supply, which only means a possibly worse death for the prisoner...

    s'pose they had to do something, but I've always believed that if you take away someone elses right to live, you lose yours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    Don't be a pussy Akzle.
    1 vido whores bandwidth
    2 ive seen enough violence irl to find that kind of shit uncomfortable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneblackflag View Post
    .... And you haven't even seen the sheets...
    Oh, I was going down the path of you having eaten out your wife and then passing out with her fanny towel stuck between your teeth. I'll sleep better tonight, thanks for the explanation.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    if you take away someone elses right to live, you lose yours.
    always? Is there no room for accident? Is there no place for forgiveness?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    1 vido whores bandwidth
    2 ive seen enough violence irl to find that kind of shit uncomfortable.
    So even you have your limits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Oh, I was going down the path of you having eaten out your wife and then passing out with her fanny towel stuck between your teeth. I'll sleep better tonight, thanks for the explanation.
    Grimm... Why the fuck anyone whould eat out their own wife is beyond me.
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