Isn't that the statue when you enter Gore?Originally Posted by awa355
He can do better than a fire extinguisher,
Forum whore
Isn't that the statue when you enter Gore?He can do better than a fire extinguisher,
Zombies Are Just Misunderstood
Happy Humpday lovely
Thought ya might like a cute lil vajazzled pussy
Suffers from peterpan syndrome
Happy Humpday lovely
Thought ya might like a cute lil vajazzled pussy
..wait...wots vajazzled?
When Life thows me a curve
...I lean into it!
Hardcore Punk
..wait
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
Hardcore Punk
Steak was real good, massage was fucking good, and the rest was, fucking perfect.
Actually, the massage was a complete surprise, and a complete bonus.
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.
Suffers from peterpan syndrome
...I see
....Ive found some hundreds n thousands in the cupboard...wish me luck!
(if not heard from in two days...please send help!...it all went horribly wrong!!)
When Life thows me a curve
...I lean into it!
Hardcore Punk
....Ive found some hundreds n thousands in the cupboard...wish me luck!Dont choke on the little blighters.
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.
Forum whore
Oddly, that is the name of the new Rolf Harris biography.
Hardcore Biker
....Ive found some hundreds n thousands in the cupboard...wish me luck!
(if not heard from in two days...please send help!...it all went horribly wrong!!)
What ya gonna glue them on with Willy??
Loud and Uncouth
Don't forget the glue..saliva soluble glue!
....Ive found some hundreds n thousands in the cupboard...wish me luck!
(if not heard from in two days...please send help!...it all went horribly wrong!!)
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Hardcore Punk
Celluloid urethane methanol glue works best, or CUM for short.Don't forget the glue..saliva soluble glue!
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.
Fully qualified Sifter.
Happy belated birthday you sick cunt. Haven't been around of late. Too busy stalking my future wife. Hope it was a goodin and that the goat can keep a secret.
Hardcore Punk
No worries there mate, the beauty about goat sex, is you can eat them afterwards.Happy belated birthday you sick cunt. Haven't been around of late. Too busy stalking my future wife. Hope it was a goodin and that the goat can keep a secret.
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.
Hardcore Punk
And not in an oral sex kinda way either you sick fucks.
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.
one placenta
...a joke for you...
A tourist goes into a pub in Scotland:
"Hey, great pub"
"Aye, been slaving here for 20yrs, built it up from nothing, work the bloody thing 24/7. And do they call be a Publican, a pub owner, a builder of Pubs? No!"
"Hey I love the wall out front too"!
"Aye, near killed myself hauling rocks from the hill out back. Took me years to build that wall. And do they call me a wall builder, a stone mason? No!"
"Love the jetty down at the beach too"
"Aye, built that too. Up to my neck in water all through winter. Hauled timber in from the forest myself. And do the call me a jetty builder? No!
"And ya Fuck one goat........"
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