Arsehole tourists!

**Akzle** · 30th July 2014, 18:43

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

Coffee spray over the keyboard moment right there.

Ya bent over just right and presented for that one mate.

OP: just goes to show ya gotta have ya wits about ya regardsless of whether they were tourists or absent minded/distracted En Zudders. on the road

coffee at this time of the night? that'll keep you awake and urinating...

**unstuck** · 30th July 2014, 18:45

Originally Posted by calfinm

and look how long it takes to attract a cock.

You get that when you are a cunt, whiney little girl. Stick to buses ya muppet.

**Akzle** · 30th July 2014, 18:49

Originally Posted by unstuck

Stick to buses ya muppet.

no!
then we'd have threads moaning about how bus drivers are inferior to him,
not to mention driving like drug addled kingseat escapees.

fucking whining aucklanders. have another fucking laté.

**R650R** · 30th July 2014, 19:05

Originally Posted by calfinm

and seeing friends have a couple of close calls (both indecently with poo vans blasting through stop signs...

The best advice I had in my early days from a veteran driver "A near miss is just as good as it never happened"

**Mom** · 30th July 2014, 19:09

Originally Posted by calfinm

almost deserve to be taken out

Interesting comment. Care to elaborate?

How on earth can you say you almost deserve to be taken out?

Do you ride like an utter cock or something?

**nodrog:Me** · 30th July 2014, 19:09

Sounds like a Queen tribute band.

**Drew** · 30th July 2014, 19:11

Originally Posted by Mom

Interesting comment. Care to elaborate?

How on earth can you say you almost deserve to be taken out?

Do you ride like an utter cock or something?

I got the feeling he was riding a Honda, but isn't ready to come out of the closet fully just yet.

**R650R** · 30th July 2014, 19:11

Originally Posted by nodrog

Sounds like a Queen tribute band.

LOL or the latest b grade porno...

**FJRider** · 30th July 2014, 19:30

Originally Posted by calfinm

Had some fcking tourists almost ...

Go around ALL corners on the wrong (for you) side of the road, ... then you will NEVER meet a tourist on the wrong side of the road ....

You "May" meet a local (or two) though ....

But ... update/increase your insurance first ...

**calfinm** · 30th July 2014, 19:58

Originally Posted by Drew

I got the feeling he was riding a Honda, but isn't ready to come out of the closet fully just yet.

man , harsh....i own a honda..

but yeah was one of those chinese things that someone thought was a smart purchase new for his missus instead of a good second hand japanese chugger...even a honda.
was just test riding it as he thought it had a fuelling issue...only fuel issue was it doesn't deserve fuel.