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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    Any ideas.............
    Sounds like she is up for a quick shag in the back of the car.Go for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Sounds like she is up for a quick shag in the back of the car.Go for it.
    no thanks I know where she's been....... and likely other places I don't want to know about as well........
    She an't that good looking either.... looks a bit like a demented possum actually..........



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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    no thanks I know where she's been....... and likely other places I don't want to know about as well........
    She an't that good looking either.... looks a bit like a demented possum actually..........
    Fussy cunt aye, wank in her coffee then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Fussy cunt aye, wank in her coffee then.


    But what could I put in that looks like cordial...........



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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
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    But what could I put in that looks like cordial...........
    Copper napthanate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by puddytat View Post
    Ricin....
    Nah, you want her out of the building before she keels over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    What a complete fucking shit hole.
    Lucky I ain't near Mercer.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    I did consider filling up her boyfriend overalls with itching powder and seeing if it was contagious............
    Shhhh, the fuzz are here.


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    If it was Friday I could possibly work up a good rant about this:http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=11305478
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    Quote Originally Posted by pete376403 View Post
    If it was Friday I could possibly work up a good rant about this:http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=11305478
    Why?

    He crashed into a fence, there's little more to it other than conjecture.

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    [QUOTE=husaberg;1130756906]
    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Shhhh, the fuzz are here.


    Too be brutally honest I find it funny (Which I guess makes me a bad person)but I am too professional to do anything, but quietly laugh as she and her boyfriend slowly gets themselves fired......
    Its a bloody shame as her husband is a great guy and the boyfriend is a alcoholic dickhead who also screws around on his wife at every opportunity. Yet has a jealous streak about his wife.
    Maybe the karma will bring them together and that will be the best laugh of all as they slowly destroy each other.........
    People like that usually fuck themselves up in the end. Chortle away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    no thanks I know where she's been....... and likely other places I don't want to know about as well........
    She an't that good looking either.... looks a bit like a demented possum actually..........
    Sorry mate, I'm out.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    heres the starter for my rant tomorow night about the mini series "hope and wire" heres a and I quote line or two from it....
    It's Christchurch. We've all heard the story, who would want to watch a replay?


    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    Any ideas.............
    Clearly you fancy her, and given most of your posts you're obviously not getting any. I would take her in to a side office and explain the situation and then blackmail her. A bit of 3pm action for a few weeks wouldn't go amiss. We would need photos though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berries View Post
    It's Christchurch. We've all heard the story, who would want to watch a replay?



    Clearly you fancy her, and given most of your posts you're obviously not getting any. I would take her in to a side office and explain the situation and then blackmail her. A bit of 3pm action for a few weeks wouldn't go amiss. We would need photos though.
    You are correct .......I do not have enough demented possum sex in my life...lol.........No demented possums are not really my thing, I don't think anyway I would like to be part of the side show.......



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